Alien (half_alien)

Race #14950

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Official speed 88.83 wpm (82.13 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 30, 2025 4:53:20pm UTC
Race Finish May 30, 2025 4:54:42pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 149.54
Text #5390150 (Length: 608 characters)

I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.