View Pit Stop page for race #14901 by mathandphysicsftw — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 142.15 wpm (31.66 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 26, 2018 5:34:22am UTC |
| Race Finish | January 26, 2018 5:34:53am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. osubora (115.96 wpm) 3. dc37 (107.73 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 175.32 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |