GK (thrylos000)

Race #1488

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Official speed 85.26 wpm (52.78 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 6, 2018 11:16:45pm UTC
Race Finish September 6, 2018 11:17:38pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. derdier (78.19 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 105.16
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.