ramen (lightning_poliwag)

Race #147

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Official speed 60.94 wpm (60.06 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 4, 2020 7:13:08am UTC
Race Finish December 4, 2020 7:14:08am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 58.91
Text #82 (Length: 305 characters)

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."