View Pit Stop page for race #1461 by albatross_wing — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 57.11 wpm (73.75 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | August 8, 2019 8:46:42pm UTC |
| Race Finish | August 8, 2019 8:47:56pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 3) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 63.78 |
| Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |