Aleksa (alexample)

Race #1456

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Official speed 66.69 wpm (67.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 8, 2019 9:43:55am UTC
Race Finish August 8, 2019 9:45:03am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. vikasbalodhi (84.71 wpm)
3. xnox (64.58 wpm)
4. boileaunarcejac (62.73 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 82.25
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.