View Pit Stop page for race #14459 by heclord — Ghost race
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Official speed | 88.06 wpm (47.83 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 18, 2020 11:09:29pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 18, 2020 11:10:16pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. wtfhowareyousofast (116.20 wpm) 2. reasonistian (92.09 wpm) 4. bluejay8765 (84.19 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 91.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |