heclord (heclord)

Race #14459

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Official speed 88.06 wpm (47.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 18, 2020 11:09:29pm UTC
Race Finish April 18, 2020 11:10:16pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. wtfhowareyousofast (116.20 wpm)
2. reasonistian (92.09 wpm)
4. bluejay8765 (84.19 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 91.00
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