Jeremy (jerbear27)

Race #1428

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Official speed 48.67 wpm (99.61 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 28, 2018 4:51:02am UTC
Race Finish May 28, 2018 4:52:41am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. mfonk (65.04 wpm)
2. farid_mdr11 (55.30 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 58.40
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...