DonQuick (donquick)

Race #1424

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Official speed 99.03 wpm (45.44 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 24, 2018 10:56:17pm UTC
Race Finish February 24, 2018 10:57:03pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. armortec (106.16 wpm)
2. mattbierwirth (100.77 wpm)
5. ieatyou1 (83.48 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 122.13
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.