View Pit Stop page for race #142 by neithen_s — Ghost race
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Official speed | 83.45 wpm (111.59 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | July 19, 2020 2:43:55am UTC |
Race Finish | July 19, 2020 2:45:47am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. radio_falcon (87.75 wpm) 2. thaboggla (87.39 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 214.20 |
Text | #3550501 (Length: 776 characters) What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier. |