View Pit Stop page for race #142 by dijiri — Ghost race
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Official speed | 67.58 wpm (62.33 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 26, 2022 8:28:47am UTC |
Race Finish | April 26, 2022 8:29:50am UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 69.84 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |