Leah (lilybethlily)

Race #1411

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Official speed 65.81 wpm (68.38 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 27, 2020 7:14:06pm UTC
Race Finish November 27, 2020 7:15:14pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. serashkut (79.73 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 81.16
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.