Ian (iboletchek)

Race #140

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Official speed 74.74 wpm (75.78 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 19, 2019 7:25:36pm UTC
Race Finish March 19, 2019 7:26:52pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. speedracer013 (86.29 wpm)
4. spamllama (60.38 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 112.11
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!