El Jefe (el_jefe)

Race #1376

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Official speed 91.51 wpm (52.98 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 4, 2020 1:36:01pm UTC
Race Finish February 4, 2020 1:36:54pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. wormshurm (71.21 wpm)
5. somerandomkid76 (67.33 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 109.81
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...