Mike23100 (mike23100)

Race #1369

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Official speed 69.77 wpm (70.35 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 7, 2017 7:30:45pm UTC
Race Finish February 7, 2017 7:31:55pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. akm879 (87.34 wpm)
2. meandmygrls (79.00 wpm)
3. ozchrisoa (73.83 wpm)
Accuracy 92.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.