🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot)

Race #13672

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Official speed 145.86 wpm (33.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 11, 2020 2:44:19am UTC
Race Finish August 11, 2020 2:44:53am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. whalevomit (107.39 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 179.89
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.