Michael (fappywet)

Race #134

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Official speed 70.68 wpm (68.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 7, 2019 6:40:00pm UTC
Race Finish September 7, 2019 6:41:08pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. wille_1 (75.48 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 84.81
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...