Keyser (keyserrr)

Race #132

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Official speed 77.16 wpm (84.76 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 9, 2020 1:08:48am UTC
Race Finish November 9, 2020 1:10:13am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 131.18
Text #4350328 (Length: 545 characters)

My wife's mother is visiting, Father. And Tuesday night, she's cooking us a carp. It's a tasty fish, I've got nothing against it. But, because it's supposedly filled with impurities, she buys it live and for three days, it's been swimming... up and down... in my bathtub. Up and down... and I hate it. I can't stand the sight of it, moving its gills. Now, you're standing very close to me, Father; have you noticed? Yes. I haven't had a bath for three days. I can't go home until the carp is asleep because if I see it, swimming... I'll kill it.