HotDogRacer69 (eager69)

Race #13119

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Official speed 88.31 wpm (54.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 12, 2019 5:38:20am UTC
Race Finish July 12, 2019 5:39:15am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. godzilland (96.71 wpm)
3. neatrianty (82.22 wpm)
4. satoshi44 (81.34 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 105.98
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...