Potato :D (dvorakftw)

Race #13069

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Official speed 115.44 wpm (36.49 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 27, 2012 10:13:00pm UTC
Race Finish March 27, 2012 10:13:36pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 3. dreamofsleeping (83.20 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 0.00
Text #392 (Length: 351 characters)

Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.