Steven (blainet)

Race #129

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Official speed 94.04 wpm (49.51 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 22, 2022 3:27:36am UTC
Race Finish December 22, 2022 3:28:26am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. joshua728 (208.12 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 115.99
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?