View Pit Stop page for race #1264 by the_library_is_closed — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 83.62 wpm (82.66 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | November 9, 2020 11:35:38pm UTC |
| Race Finish | November 9, 2020 11:37:01pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Opponents |
1. jascar (85.15 wpm) 3. rubinlisky (73.57 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 172.81 |
| Text | #4350630 (Length: 576 characters) I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that. |