Otatop (unterepere)

Race #1261

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Official speed 55.25 wpm (81.45 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 13, 2018 9:52:59am UTC
Race Finish May 13, 2018 9:54:20am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. vaglazgr (65.89 wpm)
2. decapod (64.15 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 68.15
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.