View Pit Stop page for race #126 by fathermeme — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 79.38 wpm (56.69 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | November 20, 2019 10:21:39pm UTC |
| Race Finish | November 20, 2019 10:22:36pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. papayasalad (82.67 wpm) 3. artunipuni (74.32 wpm) 4. ipsum (62.61 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 97.90 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |