ilyas (nooblearns)

Race #1255

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Official speed 56.31 wpm (96.11 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 11, 2022 7:39:38pm UTC
Race Finish June 11, 2022 7:41:14pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. nomerodin (60.61 wpm)
4. stanrude (55.73 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 80.72
Text #4940016 (Length: 451 characters)

I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!