Vlad (vladsh27)

Race #1253

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Official speed 57.71 wpm (85.05 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 11, 2017 4:54:00pm UTC
Race Finish October 11, 2017 4:55:25pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 71.17
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.