Candelaria (sadtrash)

Race #1240

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Official speed 78.83 wpm (53.43 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 6, 2021 4:00:50am UTC
Race Finish March 6, 2021 4:01:43am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. genoo34 (73.84 wpm)
3. adzzz (63.12 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 81.46
Text #392 (Length: 351 characters)

Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.