View Pit Stop page for race #1240 by sadtrash — Ghost race
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Official speed | 78.83 wpm (53.43 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 6, 2021 4:00:50am UTC |
Race Finish | March 6, 2021 4:01:43am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. genoo34 (73.84 wpm) 3. adzzz (63.12 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 81.46 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |