Vuh (n00bmaster_69_)

Race #123

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Official speed 49.80 wpm (90.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 29, 2021 3:00:54am UTC
Race Finish July 29, 2021 3:02:24am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. galaxybiscuit (57.55 wpm)
3. sumitmgr345 (54.76 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 61.43
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.