BladderMuffin (bladdermuffin)

Race #122

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Official speed 77.89 wpm (63.01 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 29, 2019 7:31:10am UTC
Race Finish November 29, 2019 7:32:13am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 96.06
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.