Pat (james52)

Race #1216

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Official speed 74.84 wpm (64.78 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 8, 2019 11:35:22am UTC
Race Finish February 8, 2019 11:36:26am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. phelistein (71.24 wpm)
3. a9088391 (62.76 wpm)
4. krist0ff (56.09 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 89.81
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...