Steve (feedthejoe)

Race #1206

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Official speed 72.11 wpm (68.06 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 21, 2015 1:46:11pm UTC
Race Finish August 21, 2015 1:47:19pm UTC
Outcome No win (1 of 1)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.