Matthew (d3f1n3d)

Race #11935

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Official speed 95.00 wpm (38.53 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 22, 2020 6:14:18pm UTC
Race Finish March 22, 2020 6:14:57pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. ryanssd (94.52 wpm)
3. mikayel_arm (73.54 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 91.84
Text #82 (Length: 305 characters)

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."