View Pit Stop page for race #118 by viddicake — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 74.41 wpm (65.15 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 10, 2017 1:50:08pm UTC |
| Race Finish | August 10, 2017 1:51:13pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. wlkvr (75.34 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 89.29 |
| Text | #3641419 (Length: 404 characters) Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay... |