View Pit Stop page for race #1143 by tesseractbeyond — Ghost race
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Official speed | 117.24 wpm (35.93 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 30, 2020 5:15:07pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 30, 2020 5:15:43pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 6) |
Opponents |
2. itskadenhere (89.50 wpm) 4. alihunzai (78.24 wpm) 5. power_punch (67.78 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 121.15 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |