Chris Klenø (chrisnk)

Race #1139

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Official speed 108.89 wpm (41.33 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 2, 2018 5:53:04pm UTC
Race Finish March 2, 2018 5:53:46pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. abigail_w (113.94 wpm)
2. wizard24h (111.81 wpm)
4. dolev46 (106.48 wpm)
5. type_of_hidde (96.88 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 134.29
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.