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Official speed 121.77 wpm (82.19 seconds elapsed during race)
Without ending ping 122.00 wpm (156 ms delay sending score to TypeRacer’s server)
Timerless 122.53 wpm (351 ms elapsed before first character typed; 81.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Timerless minus one 122.38 wpm, ignoring the first character typed
Race Start October 11, 2023 6:49:44pm UTC
Race Finish October 11, 2023 6:51:06pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 97.2%
Points 300.36
Text #5390151 (Length: 834 characters)

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien wrote his first story aged seven. It was about a "green great dragon." He showed it to his mother who told him that you absolutely couldn't have a green great dragon, and that it had to be a great green one instead. Tolkien was so disheartened that he never wrote another story for years. The reason for Tolkien's mistake, since you ask, is that adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion, size, age, shape, colour, origin, material, purpose, noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist.
Characters typed John Ronald EReuel Tolkien wrote his first story aged sveeneven. It was about "a "Ggreen great dragon." He showed it to his mother who told him that you absolutely couldn't have a green great dragon, and that it had to be grea great gereen one instead. Tolkien Wwas so disheartened that he never wrote anothers r story for years. The reason for TOlkolkien's mistake, since you ask, it that s that adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: openinion, sizwe, age, shape, colour, origin, material, purpose, noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knoife. But if you mess with that word order int he n the slightest you'll soiund lound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every Enlgiglish speaker uses taht lishat list, but almost none of us could write it out. Asnd as size comes before colour, green grat eat dragons can't existy. .
Timing
Character J o h n R o n a l d E -E R e u e l T o l k i
Milliseconds 351 98 124 144 63 151 59 75 82 100 51 83 151 250 164 85 86 133 95 60 192 81 71 161 154
Character e n w r o t e h i s f i r s t s t o r y
Milliseconds 132 44 42 79 93 85 63 85 63 76 11 67 66 100 94 24 90 86 60 120 119 19 121 45 51
Character a g e d s v e e n -v -e -e -n e v e n . I t w a
Milliseconds 84 92 77 74 48 95 143 0 150 21 485 0 0 0 134 146 47 49 99 63 153 72 48 83 123
Character s a b o u t " -" a " G -G g r e e n g r e a
Milliseconds 45 59 99 55 78 68 38 57 368 363 135 45 304 349 352 153 45 138 111 19 31 122 44 34 62
Character t d r a g o n . " H e s h o w e d i t t
Milliseconds 45 40 96 131 72 38 129 48 142 286 96 165 212 59 68 123 56 98 137 74 42 46 98 50 111
Character o h i s m o t h e r w h o t o l d h i m
Milliseconds 53 48 98 40 24 85 65 57 77 45 76 53 30 66 64 69 57 76 62 81 60 41 63 129 62
Character t h a t y o u a b s o l u t e l y c o u l
Milliseconds 34 58 66 103 104 45 71 92 56 27 55 66 85 69 106 114 36 82 83 39 81 99 41 71 104
Character d n ' t h a v e a g r e e n g r e a t d
Milliseconds 65 78 71 32 82 34 63 43 47 56 60 55 54 48 201 119 48 30 118 38 34 68 33 50 81
Character r a g o n , a n d t h a t i t h a d t o
Milliseconds 145 80 27 114 47 172 32 18 90 60 66 95 84 21 81 65 193 114 43 50 72 69 37 127 0
Character b e g r e a -g -r -e g r e a t g e -e r e e n
Milliseconds 45 76 40 59 81 50 170 157 389 0 0 113 70 57 49 61 46 40 166 96 368 55 135 118 19
Character o n e i n s t e a d . T o l k i e n W -W w
Milliseconds 25 95 47 54 49 42 47 104 41 76 80 74 33 70 196 61 65 162 354 114 66 45 173 400 73
Character a s s o d i s h e a r t e n e d t h a t h
Milliseconds 163 302 147 98 65 63 104 83 69 105 69 61 90 114 73 101 51 147 37 95 49 53 80 24 34
Character e n e v e r w r o t e a n o t h e r s - -s
Milliseconds 99 46 55 85 78 51 28 56 114 96 96 54 76 61 85 78 27 75 80 30 84 46 20 396 125
Character r - -r s t o r y f o r y e a r s . T h e
Milliseconds 129 44 288 101 128 81 82 95 56 82 48 108 75 72 52 44 20 82 93 97 87 75 128 50 61
Character r e a s o n f o r T O l k -k -l -O o l k i e n
Milliseconds 56 56 59 77 45 28 47 30 91 61 76 47 167 53 73 117 407 127 137 214 79 111 194 122 61
Character ' s m i s t a k e , s i n c e y o u a s k
Milliseconds 118 90 111 79 60 59 105 87 43 89 74 39 58 98 32 37 43 59 78 42 44 43 99 38 55
Character , i t t h a t -t - -t -h -a -t - s t h a t a
Milliseconds 169 42 66 44 67 93 48 52 99 57 328 0 0 0 0 0 0 108 94 62 75 24 75 46 117
Character d j e c t i v e s i n E n g l i s h a b s o
Milliseconds 109 84 86 81 35 99 71 53 85 74 108 57 37 83 143 173 51 107 115 59 51 82 53 86 78
Character l u t e l y h a v e t o b e i n t h i s
Milliseconds 73 112 51 82 49 87 44 38 58 62 45 39 121 28 44 58 38 74 89 40 44 68 46 67 49
Character o r d e r : o p e n -n -e i n i o n , s i z w
Milliseconds 52 52 67 125 86 78 201 45 631 0 75 85 412 91 287 133 124 90 51 155 29 378 80 93 176
Character -w e , a g e , s h a p e , c o l o u r , o
Milliseconds 434 94 84 45 51 122 40 146 33 96 85 39 107 37 113 33 45 90 88 170 106 147 89 69 112
Character r i g i n , m a t e r i a l , p u r p o s e ,
Milliseconds 154 58 136 44 53 162 40 113 76 124 54 79 48 110 45 165 44 114 133 58 79 104 48 73 48
Character n o u n . S o y o u c a n h a v e a
Milliseconds 46 138 110 109 67 131 106 206 101 46 126 47 51 24 132 32 43 49 90 14 68 40 37 89 52
Character l o v e l y l i t t l e o l d r e c t a n g
Milliseconds 119 118 40 45 74 116 104 174 79 98 113 39 105 25 121 57 41 62 78 33 136 158 97 72 68
Character u l a r g r e e n F r e n c h s i l v e r
Milliseconds 56 133 0 72 100 42 84 148 133 22 40 150 137 72 86 100 92 76 112 74 107 42 93 77 61
Character w h i t t l i n g k n o -o i f e . B u t i f
Milliseconds 46 167 61 104 114 34 136 50 27 86 88 99 42 325 312 86 40 48 71 134 74 71 85 47 48
Character y o u m e s s w i t h t h a t w o r d
Milliseconds 76 81 30 51 37 114 39 132 122 85 65 97 64 90 25 50 94 38 60 48 93 91 70 118 78
Character o r d e r i n t h e -n -t - -h -e - n t h e
Milliseconds 32 57 133 107 68 39 70 85 0 18 129 34 114 281 0 0 0 0 0 33 30 129 67 61 76
Character s l i g h t e s t y o u ' l l s o i u n d l
Milliseconds 40 73 60 81 86 38 123 105 76 56 86 42 53 146 157 112 46 46 95 110 30 44 28 65 92
Character -o -i -u -n -d - -l o u n d l i k e a m a n i a c
Milliseconds 438 0 0 0 0 0 0 82 92 46 78 48 99 117 54 135 0 139 0 348 84 103 46 79 72
Character . I t ' s a n o d d t h i n g t h a t
Milliseconds 32 69 132 103 68 75 50 74 77 45 53 82 114 87 66 79 55 100 0 74 72 61 43 73 78
Character e v e r y E n l g i -i -g -l g l i s h s p e a k
Milliseconds 91 79 52 37 50 53 129 84 120 116 62 288 134 110 164 36 86 111 93 65 86 87 74 90 30
Character e r u s e s t a h t l i s -a -h -t - -l -i -s h a
Milliseconds 145 90 54 47 80 97 126 117 40 94 0 99 34 66 42 43 503 0 0 0 0 0 0 103 40
Character t l i s t , b u t a l m o s t n o n e o
Milliseconds 69 80 93 82 48 59 81 34 109 38 41 65 58 72 72 77 0 87 47 134 103 57 70 67 58
Character f u s c o u l d w r i t e i t o u t .
Milliseconds 97 24 173 134 92 131 75 67 119 19 85 36 72 62 75 73 62 29 80 47 88 55 59 94 52
Character A s -s n d a s s i z e c o m e s b e f o r
Milliseconds 99 182 324 177 88 64 100 47 145 29 154 59 131 55 114 38 35 59 85 73 36 40 91 54 64
Character e c o l o u r , g r e e n g r a t - -t -a e
Milliseconds 58 41 97 36 104 134 95 143 40 53 117 41 134 135 16 70 112 14 100 149 46 266 128 115 88
Character a t d r a g o n s c a n ' t e x i s t y .
Milliseconds 96 62 45 94 138 112 42 107 51 40 79 76 31 49 55 58 64 77 121 66 63 100 26 34 31
Character - -. -y .
Milliseconds 452 99 83 624
WPM Timing
Seconds WPM
1.64 87.6
3.29 94.9
4.93 116.81
6.58 105.86
8.22 106.59
9.86 94.9
11.51 101.16
13.15 105.86
14.79 114.37
16.44 120.46
18.08 125.43
19.73 128.36
21.37 125.79
23.01 126.19
24.66 121.67
26.3 120.91
27.94 124.11
29.59 120.46
31.23 122.19
32.88 120.82
34.52 120.28
36.16 121.12
37.81 121.25
39.45 121.98
41.09 124.98
42.74 121.58
44.38 119.78
46.03 119.93
47.67 119.83
49.31 120.7
50.96 121.99
52.6 122.51
54.24 123
55.89 123.68
57.53 123.06
59.18 124.31
60.82 123.51
62.46 124.11
64.11 122.8
65.75 123.38
67.39 124.11
69.04 123.06
70.68 121.73
72.33 122.94
73.97 123.62
75.61 123.15
77.26 123.95
78.9 123.19
80.54 123.81
82.19 121.77