View Pit Stop page for race #1126 by strongly_typed_dvorak — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 114.71 wpm (50.63 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 3, 2020 1:04:29am UTC |
| Race Finish | May 3, 2020 1:05:20am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 183.54 |
| Text | #3811023 (Length: 484 characters) Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago - excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. Okay, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I have an amazing cable access show! And I still know how to party! But what I'd really love is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. |