Mathew (derpycakedlx)

Race #112

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Official speed 72.25 wpm (58.80 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 16, 2019 9:06:18am UTC
Race Finish May 16, 2019 9:07:17am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. elliot_notts (79.50 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 75.86
Text #4060270 (Length: 354 characters)

Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why! Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.