CottonHeaded (cottonheadedninnymuggins)

Race #1118

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Official speed 76.34 wpm (61.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 13, 2015 1:44:50am UTC
Race Finish February 13, 2015 1:45:52am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 5. detroitpistons16 (56.78 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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