Kevin (clearlynotkevin)

Race #11027

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Official speed 102.79 wpm (47.16 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 3, 2020 12:38:50am UTC
Race Finish January 3, 2020 12:39:37am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. qwestfinder (115.19 wpm)
2. havic9 (107.23 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 123.35
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...