funny (tesseractbeyond)

Race #10809

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Official speed 112.75 wpm (90.89 seconds elapsed during race)
Without ending ping 112.96 wpm (168 ms delay sending score to TypeRacer’s server)
Timerless 113.27 wpm (247 ms elapsed before first character typed; 90.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Timerless minus one 113.13 wpm, ignoring the first character typed
Race Start August 4, 2023 7:34:02pm UTC
Race Finish August 4, 2023 7:35:33pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Accuracy 97.9%
Points 308.17
Text #4350698 (Length: 854 characters)

Many years ago, I was married to a widow. This widow had a grown-up daughter, my father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law, and my daughter was my mother, because she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad, and so became my uncle. If he was my uncle, that also made him the brother of the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother. My father's wife then had a son, and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother, and because she is my wife, she's my grandmother too. Now, if my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. Now I have become the strangest case you ever saw, as the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.
Characters typed Many years ago, I was married to a widow. This wodwidow ahhad a grown-up daughter, my fahterathather fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law, and my daugherter was my mother, because she was my father's wife. To cmompolilicayte tte the matters, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad, and so mbecame my uncle. If he was my uncle, that also made him the brother of the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother. My fahterather's wife then had a son, and he became my grnadandchild, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother, and because she is my wife, she's my grandmother too. Now, if my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. Now I hveave become the strangest case you ever saw, as the husband of my grnamdorandmother, I am my own grandpa.
Timing
Character M a n y y e a r s a g o , I w a s m a r
Milliseconds 247 134 38 133 32 103 46 98 109 118 139 69 40 80 146 54 114 39 58 109 48 88 48 113 184
Character r i e d t o a w i d o w . T h i s w o d
Milliseconds 112 107 78 126 93 63 66 36 67 85 88 75 71 88 73 101 66 166 67 103 38 109 71 86 63
Character w -w -d -o i d o w a h -h -a h a d a g r o w n -
Milliseconds 175 249 133 131 200 54 98 81 88 129 104 248 119 158 62 34 47 97 47 23 105 48 82 81 141
Character u p d a u g h t e r , m y f a h t e r -a -h -t
Milliseconds 195 100 99 57 70 57 113 54 90 112 80 46 40 138 159 31 85 99 30 67 159 74 431 0 0
Character -e a t h -r -a -t -h a t h e r f e l l i n l o v
Milliseconds 0 110 129 112 450 0 0 0 109 114 128 33 71 51 165 78 55 131 65 77 67 41 111 132 29
Character e w i t h h e r , a n d s o o n t h e
Milliseconds 54 66 99 49 71 76 37 96 80 61 51 32 74 38 106 41 86 48 135 32 56 48 65 38 58
Character t w o w e r e w e d . T h i s m a d e m
Milliseconds 66 69 56 42 78 160 106 64 48 72 138 147 74 50 189 75 217 113 67 48 66 138 127 64 94
Character y d a d m y s o n - i n - l a w , a n d
Milliseconds 121 38 66 103 64 80 80 129 68 114 63 65 152 186 69 216 458 73 159 122 30 32 110 49 66
Character m y d a u g h e r -r -e t e r w a s m y m o
Milliseconds 57 173 45 43 91 48 136 55 137 104 362 125 119 104 72 80 56 144 60 43 83 132 34 141 61
Character t h e r , b e c a u s e s h e w a s m y
Milliseconds 111 47 83 69 47 40 168 60 117 40 134 65 102 60 98 86 49 78 58 135 26 70 56 146 15
Character f a t h e r ' s w i f e . T o c m -m o m p o
Milliseconds 85 105 103 15 526 87 62 158 161 58 104 57 51 117 47 145 95 41 64 196 395 193 103 157 44
Character l i -i -l -o l i c a y t e t -t - -e -t -y t e t h e
Milliseconds 35 169 301 148 128 280 182 106 73 82 0 103 56 77 297 137 127 122 125 106 96 56 87 76 70
Character m a t t e r s , I s o o n b e c a m e t
Milliseconds 62 39 88 145 100 54 26 116 90 49 152 52 76 126 110 56 64 96 31 83 190 168 81 98 30
Character h e f a t h e r o f a b o u n c i n g b
Milliseconds 90 30 82 201 116 121 115 35 65 87 50 59 69 32 112 53 139 119 68 66 77 37 75 45 98
Character a b y b o y . M y l i t t l e b a b y t
Milliseconds 70 96 72 107 149 72 129 103 67 166 162 25 165 49 90 132 89 79 120 136 129 81 86 64 96
Character h e n b e c a m e a b r o t h e r - i n - l
Milliseconds 64 59 114 43 107 77 107 78 216 79 80 56 77 50 89 57 88 57 71 67 77 368 87 297 216
Character a w t o D a d , a n d s o m -m b e c a m
Milliseconds 95 90 141 92 80 45 202 263 128 142 41 140 70 57 77 69 67 42 119 384 150 50 97 89 62
Character e m y u n c l e . I f h e w a s m y
Milliseconds 96 54 186 186 46 155 61 80 105 64 119 39 191 75 91 109 64 86 97 135 57 60 68 158 33
Character u n c l e , t h a t a l s o m a d e h i m
Milliseconds 200 84 101 69 125 71 48 88 65 56 77 33 94 68 120 44 60 86 29 158 111 71 27 117 54
Character t h e b r o t h e r o f t h e w i d o w
Milliseconds 48 39 90 38 81 32 95 66 80 56 72 88 47 33 80 46 84 54 74 69 82 104 55 111 48
Character ' s g r o w n - u p d a u g h t e r w h o ,
Milliseconds 128 48 88 56 73 71 71 86 148 228 102 214 162 103 102 69 93 70 115 83 42 60 79 102 221
Character o f c o u r s e , w a s m y s t e p - m
Milliseconds 41 77 101 39 112 50 55 74 129 102 13 42 90 174 20 84 72 152 39 66 137 92 67 433 261
Character o t h e r . M y f a h t e r -r -a -h -t -e a t h e
Milliseconds 91 128 79 71 72 14 74 176 114 43 54 88 64 37 178 104 163 296 0 0 0 89 118 103 52
Character r ' s w i f e t h e n h a d a s o n ,
Milliseconds 74 80 71 106 48 118 43 56 79 47 87 39 135 0 114 24 72 48 88 64 104 55 58 159 42
Character a n d h e b e c a m e m y g r n a d -d -a -n
Milliseconds 78 41 70 58 71 90 78 201 80 126 49 108 75 65 124 137 29 142 136 151 29 238 192 150 115
Character a n d c h i l d , f o r h e w a s m y d
Milliseconds 113 101 56 152 82 49 144 127 38 82 91 24 98 47 49 81 58 214 146 61 114 111 129 38 66
Character a u g h t e r ' s s o n . M y w i f e i s
Milliseconds 80 95 120 119 73 112 55 88 72 91 48 61 79 178 66 173 140 21 87 98 71 55 85 51 49
Character n o w m y m o t h e r ' s m o t h e r ,
Milliseconds 78 243 99 68 73 78 144 28 197 47 83 111 28 58 97 74 123 31 67 73 85 51 67 83 25
Character a n d b e c a u s e s h e i s m y w i f
Milliseconds 81 57 97 46 82 53 72 88 527 92 111 111 127 91 78 96 49 44 90 72 161 29 98 90 78
Character e , s h e ' s m y g r a n d m o t h e r t
Milliseconds 58 46 46 226 85 74 74 71 84 35 166 15 219 282 167 82 88 133 152 82 79 65 82 15 134
Character o o . N o w , i f m y w i f e i s m y
Milliseconds 32 123 190 56 169 79 78 108 35 102 62 65 70 159 47 90 80 57 71 56 72 57 46 223 109
Character g r a n d m o t h e r , t h e n I a m h
Milliseconds 3462 174 74 119 74 76 99 177 101 88 70 67 39 39 84 69 74 103 38 194 37 98 80 59 145
Character e r g r a n d c h i l d . N o w I h v e -e
Milliseconds 61 73 62 144 66 121 54 130 148 93 30 167 98 79 74 124 93 72 59 128 64 87 177 88 289
Character -v a v e b e c o m e t h e s t r a n g e s t
Milliseconds 111 81 22 82 72 38 50 97 29 15 66 64 57 63 39 73 72 57 77 96 67 143 41 95 103
Character c a s e y o u e v e r s a w , a s t h
Milliseconds 49 155 62 86 113 83 113 85 23 72 113 103 23 94 55 124 110 107 95 38 66 56 56 105 71
Character e h u s b a n d o f m y g r n a m d o -r -n
Milliseconds 138 0 535 46 94 92 80 113 45 89 57 80 48 144 125 29 119 79 104 49 146 52 48 454 0
Character -a -m -d -o r a n d m o t h e r , I a m m y o
Milliseconds 0 0 0 0 60 111 47 98 106 125 89 52 74 72 57 38 143 33 91 86 62 129 146 56 111
Character w n g r a n d p a .
Milliseconds 72 63 40 137 104 97 64 103 104 25 134
WPM Timing
Seconds WPM
1.82 125.42
3.64 132.03
5.45 110.02
7.27 107.27
9.09 108.26
10.91 95.72
12.72 105.62
14.54 112.22
16.36 113.69
18.18 110.9
20 109.22
21.81 112.22
23.63 113.75
25.45 112.69
27.27 106.94
29.09 103.15
30.9 105.62
32.72 107.45
34.54 108.4
36.36 109.25
38.17 110.02
39.99 108.92
41.81 108.49
43.63 109.2
45.45 110.64
47.26 112.98
49.08 113.2
50.9 114.11
52.72 113.59
54.53 112.44
56.35 113.93
58.17 114.49
59.99 113.02
61.81 113.58
63.62 114.11
65.44 114.61
67.26 115.08
69.08 115.7
70.9 115.61
72.71 116.02
74.53 114.15
76.35 111.44
78.17 111.45
79.98 111.77
81.8 111.34
83.62 112.51
85.44 113.35
87.26 113.05
89.07 112.49
90.89 112.75