Colemak-Planck (turtle_boy1)

Race #1045

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Official speed 72.21 wpm (67.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 24, 2022 12:46:51am UTC
Race Finish December 24, 2022 12:47:59am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. gtwatt (68.84 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 89.06
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.