View Pit Stop page for race #1015 by phoenixlite — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 81.82 wpm (51.48 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | July 9, 2025 2:45:21pm UTC |
| Race Finish | July 9, 2025 2:46:12pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 84.55 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |