Harvey (precisiongoat)

Race #1014

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Official speed 55.64 wpm (88.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 26, 2021 10:44:58am UTC
Race Finish August 26, 2021 10:46:26am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. jetless27 (68.82 wpm)
2. lpuczynski (68.35 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 68.62
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.