View Pit Stop page for race #101 by jumpingiowa — Ghost race
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Official speed | 57.01 wpm (73.88 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 19, 2015 6:46:11pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 19, 2015 6:47:25pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. blindpainter (63.60 wpm) 2. fappingtypist (57.94 wpm) 5. tahz (48.12 wpm) |
Accuracy | 92.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |