rilee_h443 (rilee_h443)

Race #100423

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Official speed 96.12 wpm (75.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 6, 2023 9:51:58am UTC
Race Finish May 6, 2023 9:53:14am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 161.79
Text #5390150 (Length: 608 characters)

I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.