Daniel (psychedelicfart)

Race #100

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Official speed 42.02 wpm (116.80 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 6, 2016 5:35:57pm UTC
Race Finish November 6, 2016 5:37:54pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 92.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.