| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
103.26 |
0.9996 |
-0.0602 |
483 |
1 |
103.26 |
2008-09-15 |
| 2. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
112.33 |
1.0676 |
-0.0460 |
456 |
4 |
105.47 |
2008-11-28 |
| 3. |
Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control. Somebod... |
91.00 |
0.9353 |
-0.1102 |
454 |
1 |
91.00 |
2020-11-18 |
| 4. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
104.96 |
1.0362 |
-0.0812 |
437 |
12 |
98.63 |
2009-03-26 |
| 5. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
95.53 |
0.9400 |
-0.0718 |
434 |
6 |
84.25 |
2008-09-20 |
| 6. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
102.01 |
0.9451 |
-0.0157 |
419 |
2 |
96.63 |
2008-09-13 |
| 7. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
122.42 |
1.0404 |
0.0733 |
406 |
4 |
105.06 |
2009-12-04 |
| 8. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
91.31 |
0.9145 |
-0.0841 |
404 |
3 |
87.33 |
2008-09-20 |
| 9. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
95.78 |
0.9162 |
-0.0463 |
401 |
1 |
95.78 |
2008-08-24 |
| 10. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
94.04 |
0.9644 |
-0.1100 |
398 |
3 |
91.23 |
2008-08-24 |
| 11. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
99.95 |
0.9726 |
-0.0638 |
396 |
3 |
93.63 |
2008-08-23 |
| 12. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
109.83 |
0.9703 |
0.0291 |
394 |
5 |
104.17 |
2008-11-10 |
| 13. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
111.99 |
1.0857 |
-0.0615 |
393 |
1 |
111.99 |
2009-11-18 |
| 14. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
90.63 |
0.9673 |
-0.1433 |
393 |
3 |
86.22 |
2008-10-18 |
| 15. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
99.72 |
0.9678 |
-0.0617 |
392 |
2 |
99.51 |
2008-09-21 |
| 16. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
109.80 |
1.0234 |
-0.0255 |
392 |
19 |
98.52 |
2008-11-17 |
| 17. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
98.18 |
0.9698 |
-0.0772 |
389 |
4 |
83.62 |
2008-10-30 |
| 18. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
81.85 |
0.9745 |
-0.2314 |
388 |
1 |
81.85 |
2008-08-22 |
| 19. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
96.24 |
0.9833 |
-0.1084 |
387 |
3 |
90.91 |
2008-09-17 |
| 20. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
104.89 |
0.9719 |
-0.0175 |
383 |
2 |
99.46 |
2010-05-13 |
| 21. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
102.35 |
1.0057 |
-0.0751 |
382 |
2 |
98.49 |
2008-09-12 |
| 22. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
119.91 |
1.0669 |
0.0235 |
379 |
11 |
103.56 |
2008-11-21 |
| 23. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
108.31 |
1.0227 |
-0.0370 |
378 |
14 |
98.46 |
2008-11-19 |
| 24. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
112.00 |
1.0265 |
-0.0082 |
375 |
1 |
112.00 |
2008-11-21 |
| 25. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
105.84 |
1.0004 |
-0.0390 |
373 |
1 |
105.84 |
2009-11-27 |
| 26. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
119.75 |
1.0529 |
0.0366 |
373 |
23 |
105.88 |
2008-12-02 |
| 27. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
100.23 |
0.9740 |
-0.0633 |
371 |
3 |
96.75 |
2008-08-27 |
| 28. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
118.85 |
1.0132 |
0.0664 |
371 |
23 |
102.79 |
2013-08-21 |
| 29. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
81.66 |
0.9434 |
-0.2009 |
367 |
1 |
81.66 |
2008-08-23 |
| 30. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
97.94 |
0.8993 |
-0.0088 |
366 |
2 |
93.73 |
2008-08-28 |
| 31. |
Sometimes you concentrate more on racing the cars around you... |
95.77 |
1.0791 |
-0.2024 |
365 |
1 |
95.77 |
2012-01-09 |
| 32. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
100.86 |
0.9787 |
-0.0615 |
364 |
2 |
89.60 |
2008-09-15 |
| 33. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
130.12 |
1.0628 |
0.1209 |
363 |
25 |
106.73 |
2008-12-13 |
| 34. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
107.51 |
0.9561 |
0.0214 |
362 |
12 |
98.24 |
2008-11-15 |
| 35. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
109.86 |
0.9810 |
0.0184 |
362 |
9 |
99.04 |
2009-02-21 |
| 36. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
114.68 |
1.0543 |
-0.0117 |
360 |
2 |
112.90 |
2010-05-25 |
| 37. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
111.41 |
0.9392 |
0.0752 |
360 |
4 |
107.10 |
2009-12-04 |
| 38. |
When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitc... |
96.40 |
0.9649 |
-0.0855 |
360 |
1 |
96.40 |
2012-02-17 |
| 39. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
120.34 |
1.0135 |
0.0812 |
358 |
8 |
108.79 |
2008-12-06 |
| 40. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
119.88 |
1.0450 |
0.0459 |
358 |
16 |
103.16 |
2010-04-29 |
| 41. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
112.82 |
1.0607 |
-0.0351 |
357 |
15 |
102.23 |
2008-11-08 |
| 42. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
110.00 |
0.9885 |
0.0101 |
355 |
12 |
99.88 |
2008-11-29 |
| 43. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
102.63 |
0.9359 |
-0.0033 |
355 |
10 |
88.43 |
2008-09-25 |
| 44. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
113.05 |
1.0686 |
-0.0413 |
354 |
13 |
103.44 |
2012-02-17 |
| 45. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
109.00 |
0.9574 |
0.0337 |
354 |
7 |
95.72 |
2008-10-07 |
| 46. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
89.24 |
0.9101 |
-0.0992 |
351 |
1 |
89.24 |
2008-09-25 |
| 47. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
123.80 |
1.0600 |
0.0651 |
351 |
20 |
112.67 |
2008-10-17 |
| 48. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
122.84 |
1.0736 |
0.0428 |
350 |
20 |
105.63 |
2011-08-02 |
| 49. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
103.52 |
0.9260 |
0.0135 |
348 |
6 |
94.62 |
2008-10-28 |
| 50. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
99.19 |
0.9136 |
-0.0119 |
348 |
1 |
99.19 |
2008-10-10 |
| 51. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
101.06 |
0.9650 |
-0.0464 |
347 |
5 |
96.63 |
2008-11-21 |
| 52. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
129.00 |
1.0411 |
0.1309 |
341 |
25 |
109.32 |
2012-02-17 |
| 53. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
121.99 |
1.1138 |
0.0007 |
341 |
1 |
121.99 |
2011-08-02 |
| 54. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
113.43 |
1.0419 |
-0.0102 |
341 |
6 |
106.04 |
2012-01-09 |
| 55. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
117.82 |
1.0462 |
0.0254 |
340 |
15 |
103.76 |
2008-11-01 |
| 56. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
96.72 |
0.9931 |
-0.1131 |
339 |
4 |
89.87 |
2008-09-20 |
| 57. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
102.53 |
1.0101 |
-0.0782 |
336 |
2 |
101.87 |
2008-10-03 |
| 58. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
91.06 |
0.9842 |
-0.1571 |
335 |
3 |
89.03 |
2008-09-22 |
| 59. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
115.55 |
0.9909 |
0.0598 |
334 |
21 |
98.46 |
2010-04-29 |
| 60. |
For as long as I can remember, I have always found it easier... |
91.60 |
1.0358 |
-0.2022 |
333 |
1 |
91.60 |
2021-01-18 |
| 61. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
117.20 |
0.9271 |
0.1380 |
323 |
7 |
103.34 |
2008-11-20 |
| 62. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
124.31 |
1.0495 |
0.0801 |
323 |
8 |
113.71 |
2009-11-27 |
| 63. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
106.54 |
0.9957 |
-0.0269 |
323 |
3 |
102.85 |
2008-11-19 |
| 64. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
130.65 |
0.9957 |
0.1915 |
323 |
23 |
105.06 |
2008-11-20 |
| 65. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
88.51 |
0.9011 |
-0.0968 |
322 |
5 |
85.98 |
2008-10-13 |
| 66. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
70.12 |
0.9424 |
-0.3054 |
320 |
1 |
70.12 |
2008-08-21 |
| 67. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
93.73 |
0.9468 |
-0.0955 |
318 |
4 |
92.45 |
2008-09-03 |
| 68. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
101.91 |
1.0461 |
-0.1202 |
318 |
1 |
101.91 |
2008-11-29 |
| 69. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
100.17 |
0.9339 |
-0.0224 |
317 |
3 |
92.18 |
2008-11-09 |
| 70. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
112.16 |
0.9479 |
0.0702 |
317 |
5 |
103.80 |
2010-05-13 |
| 71. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
124.70 |
0.9917 |
0.1416 |
317 |
16 |
102.41 |
2009-03-26 |
| 72. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
69.45 |
0.7923 |
-0.1619 |
316 |
1 |
69.45 |
2008-10-17 |
| 73. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
112.59 |
1.0165 |
0.0063 |
316 |
8 |
103.80 |
2008-12-02 |
| 74. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
106.32 |
1.0188 |
-0.0465 |
316 |
2 |
99.48 |
2012-02-17 |
| 75. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
112.12 |
1.0960 |
-0.0765 |
315 |
4 |
104.02 |
2008-11-08 |
| 76. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
119.97 |
1.0567 |
0.0327 |
314 |
18 |
110.29 |
2012-02-17 |
| 77. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
110.94 |
0.9827 |
0.0252 |
314 |
2 |
105.12 |
2008-11-19 |
| 78. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
120.66 |
1.0006 |
0.0960 |
311 |
22 |
100.76 |
2011-08-02 |
| 79. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
102.02 |
1.0035 |
-0.0776 |
310 |
7 |
95.13 |
2009-08-10 |
| 80. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
100.52 |
0.9839 |
-0.0714 |
308 |
4 |
96.22 |
2008-10-18 |
| 81. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
113.71 |
1.0667 |
-0.0254 |
308 |
1 |
113.71 |
2009-11-18 |
| 82. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
104.53 |
0.9658 |
-0.0157 |
308 |
3 |
100.25 |
2013-08-02 |
| 83. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
111.09 |
0.9866 |
0.0227 |
308 |
6 |
98.33 |
2009-11-28 |
| 84. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
94.05 |
0.9228 |
-0.0677 |
305 |
4 |
81.99 |
2008-08-28 |
| 85. |
First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations... |
77.14 |
0.9587 |
-0.2576 |
305 |
1 |
77.14 |
2020-11-18 |
| 86. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
112.27 |
0.9685 |
0.0508 |
304 |
10 |
101.21 |
2008-11-09 |
| 87. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
119.18 |
1.0270 |
0.0568 |
303 |
21 |
107.51 |
2009-02-22 |
| 88. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
116.10 |
1.0639 |
-0.0080 |
303 |
24 |
106.54 |
2008-12-12 |
| 89. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
109.23 |
1.0106 |
-0.0191 |
302 |
12 |
100.47 |
2008-11-21 |
| 90. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
97.82 |
0.9143 |
-0.0258 |
300 |
2 |
92.93 |
2008-09-25 |
| 91. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
76.50 |
0.8830 |
-0.1883 |
300 |
2 |
73.15 |
2008-08-25 |
| 92. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
119.12 |
1.0743 |
0.0076 |
297 |
25 |
107.99 |
2008-12-19 |
| 93. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
84.75 |
0.8880 |
-0.1183 |
296 |
2 |
79.58 |
2008-08-21 |
| 94. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
87.35 |
0.9271 |
-0.1346 |
295 |
2 |
79.86 |
2008-08-24 |
| 95. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
125.56 |
0.9980 |
0.1440 |
295 |
23 |
106.45 |
2011-08-02 |
| 96. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
112.33 |
1.0464 |
-0.0254 |
294 |
5 |
105.80 |
2008-11-28 |
| 97. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
125.40 |
0.9909 |
0.1492 |
293 |
18 |
112.03 |
2009-07-23 |
| 98. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
105.86 |
0.9928 |
-0.0315 |
293 |
7 |
98.71 |
2008-11-19 |
| 99. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
110.65 |
0.9673 |
0.0377 |
292 |
7 |
96.01 |
2008-09-25 |
| 100. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
105.30 |
0.9864 |
-0.0291 |
292 |
2 |
104.10 |
2008-11-14 |
| 101. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
106.37 |
1.0189 |
-0.0526 |
290 |
11 |
98.82 |
2008-12-02 |
| 102. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
109.24 |
0.9801 |
0.0113 |
289 |
10 |
102.03 |
2008-11-09 |
| 103. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
126.76 |
1.0557 |
0.0965 |
289 |
23 |
109.27 |
2009-02-21 |
| 104. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
114.32 |
0.9836 |
0.0552 |
289 |
7 |
97.02 |
2008-11-01 |
| 105. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
130.81 |
1.0901 |
0.0991 |
288 |
31 |
112.42 |
2009-02-17 |
| 106. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
95.38 |
0.9500 |
-0.0835 |
287 |
1 |
95.38 |
2008-10-07 |
| 107. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
111.64 |
1.0461 |
-0.0266 |
286 |
1 |
111.64 |
2009-12-04 |
| 108. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
87.23 |
0.8778 |
-0.0855 |
285 |
2 |
84.82 |
2008-08-26 |
| 109. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
118.72 |
1.0059 |
0.0733 |
283 |
3 |
108.24 |
2008-10-29 |
| 110. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
59.40 |
0.8381 |
-0.2991 |
283 |
1 |
59.40 |
2008-08-21 |
| 111. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
106.09 |
0.8847 |
0.0774 |
282 |
3 |
94.10 |
2008-09-05 |
| 112. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
106.13 |
0.9636 |
-0.0011 |
281 |
5 |
98.28 |
2008-11-21 |
| 113. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
114.46 |
0.9915 |
0.0479 |
281 |
18 |
98.48 |
2013-08-21 |
| 114. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
111.02 |
1.0588 |
-0.0498 |
281 |
6 |
103.57 |
2008-11-28 |
| 115. |
For example, by owning your own corporation, your vacations ... |
90.23 |
0.9445 |
-0.1163 |
279 |
1 |
90.23 |
2023-07-07 |
| 116. |
Caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a... |
110.55 |
0.9310 |
0.0717 |
278 |
2 |
96.19 |
2008-11-13 |
| 117. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
103.08 |
1.0036 |
-0.0675 |
277 |
1 |
103.08 |
2012-02-17 |
| 118. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
123.55 |
1.0181 |
0.1047 |
276 |
12 |
106.32 |
2008-11-29 |
| 119. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
120.78 |
1.0351 |
0.0633 |
276 |
10 |
111.13 |
2009-12-26 |
| 120. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
115.51 |
0.9927 |
0.0565 |
276 |
8 |
95.25 |
2008-11-09 |
| 121. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
121.13 |
1.0432 |
0.0564 |
276 |
21 |
107.61 |
2010-04-29 |
| 122. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
111.34 |
0.9963 |
0.0140 |
274 |
4 |
106.76 |
2008-11-08 |
| 123. |
Your primary objective should be to touch-type; that is, to ... |
103.66 |
0.9315 |
0.0101 |
273 |
1 |
103.66 |
2008-12-18 |
| 124. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
117.68 |
1.0079 |
0.0606 |
273 |
23 |
100.44 |
2009-02-22 |
| 125. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
126.29 |
1.0341 |
0.1133 |
273 |
12 |
106.82 |
2009-11-27 |
| 126. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
103.21 |
0.9631 |
-0.0265 |
273 |
9 |
94.57 |
2008-12-13 |
| 127. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
109.63 |
0.9890 |
0.0085 |
272 |
2 |
104.77 |
2008-12-18 |
| 128. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
101.51 |
0.9084 |
0.0131 |
271 |
2 |
97.99 |
2008-11-24 |
| 129. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
109.99 |
1.0250 |
-0.0250 |
271 |
14 |
101.06 |
2008-12-13 |
| 130. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
98.78 |
1.0287 |
-0.1318 |
269 |
2 |
98.28 |
2008-10-11 |
| 131. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
92.81 |
0.9103 |
-0.0684 |
269 |
2 |
87.02 |
2008-08-23 |
| 132. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
101.73 |
1.0301 |
-0.1068 |
268 |
1 |
101.73 |
2009-02-21 |
| 133. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
101.21 |
0.9023 |
0.0156 |
268 |
1 |
101.21 |
2008-10-23 |
| 134. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
119.41 |
1.0332 |
0.0514 |
267 |
8 |
105.18 |
2012-02-18 |
| 135. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
99.49 |
0.9332 |
-0.0297 |
267 |
1 |
99.49 |
2008-09-25 |
| 136. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
114.72 |
0.9884 |
0.0552 |
267 |
5 |
102.27 |
2008-10-17 |
| 137. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
118.42 |
1.0682 |
0.0079 |
266 |
16 |
107.34 |
2008-12-13 |
| 138. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
98.09 |
0.9010 |
-0.0105 |
266 |
3 |
95.88 |
2008-11-10 |
| 139. |
In 1972, domestic oil production peaked and then began its i... |
105.00 |
0.8474 |
0.1052 |
265 |
1 |
105.00 |
2008-10-19 |
| 140. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
134.38 |
1.1070 |
0.1143 |
265 |
25 |
113.67 |
2013-08-02 |
| 141. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
112.20 |
0.9922 |
0.0272 |
264 |
11 |
96.90 |
2010-04-29 |
| 142. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
119.08 |
0.9709 |
0.1103 |
264 |
3 |
110.22 |
2008-11-08 |
| 143. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
111.74 |
0.9841 |
0.0304 |
263 |
10 |
106.96 |
2008-09-24 |
| 144. |
Your ring finger is the most difficult of all fingers to con... |
128.91 |
0.9927 |
0.1789 |
262 |
3 |
112.81 |
2009-02-21 |
| 145. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
116.43 |
1.0370 |
0.0205 |
262 |
1 |
116.43 |
2013-08-21 |
| 146. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
118.46 |
1.0267 |
0.0510 |
261 |
29 |
104.48 |
2013-08-02 |
| 147. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
110.47 |
1.0334 |
-0.0302 |
261 |
15 |
102.57 |
2008-10-07 |
| 148. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
121.12 |
1.0498 |
0.0500 |
261 |
8 |
109.89 |
2008-12-13 |
| 149. |
Living in a fish eye lens caught in the camera eye I have no... |
92.59 |
0.9501 |
-0.1134 |
261 |
1 |
92.59 |
2020-11-18 |
| 150. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
118.35 |
1.0506 |
0.0245 |
259 |
8 |
98.31 |
2012-02-17 |
| 151. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
115.57 |
1.0028 |
0.0461 |
259 |
11 |
101.13 |
2008-11-01 |
| 152. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
115.18 |
0.9594 |
0.0862 |
258 |
11 |
100.01 |
2008-10-23 |
| 153. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
116.69 |
0.9680 |
0.0928 |
256 |
19 |
100.15 |
2008-11-24 |
| 154. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
131.19 |
1.0094 |
0.1826 |
256 |
22 |
108.78 |
2008-12-02 |
| 155. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
130.09 |
1.0601 |
0.1212 |
256 |
32 |
111.66 |
2009-03-26 |
| 156. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
100.27 |
1.0481 |
-0.1413 |
255 |
3 |
95.72 |
2008-10-29 |
| 157. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
116.88 |
0.9779 |
0.0822 |
255 |
3 |
105.74 |
2008-10-05 |
| 158. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
105.13 |
0.9265 |
0.0281 |
254 |
5 |
92.95 |
2008-11-08 |
| 159. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
127.60 |
1.0487 |
0.1099 |
253 |
8 |
113.01 |
2010-04-29 |
| 160. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
111.78 |
1.0511 |
-0.0357 |
252 |
3 |
108.12 |
2009-11-27 |
| 161. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
112.77 |
0.9597 |
0.0645 |
251 |
14 |
102.69 |
2008-12-01 |
| 162. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
118.71 |
1.0590 |
0.0189 |
250 |
28 |
105.39 |
2012-05-27 |
| 163. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
117.93 |
0.9762 |
0.0959 |
249 |
3 |
101.16 |
2008-11-15 |
| 164. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
98.57 |
1.0372 |
-0.1426 |
249 |
3 |
95.38 |
2008-11-09 |
| 165. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
123.70 |
1.0638 |
0.0589 |
247 |
12 |
106.69 |
2008-11-14 |
| 166. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
125.43 |
1.1198 |
0.0195 |
247 |
10 |
113.20 |
2010-04-29 |
| 167. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
111.00 |
1.0654 |
-0.0583 |
247 |
10 |
105.53 |
2010-05-13 |
| 168. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
111.64 |
1.0018 |
0.0117 |
246 |
4 |
105.87 |
2010-04-29 |
| 169. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
130.52 |
1.0873 |
0.0969 |
243 |
8 |
118.36 |
2011-08-02 |
| 170. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
80.91 |
0.8656 |
-0.1313 |
242 |
2 |
80.35 |
2008-08-23 |
| 171. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
110.04 |
1.0291 |
-0.0301 |
240 |
4 |
104.69 |
2008-11-21 |
| 172. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
77.88 |
0.9243 |
-0.2172 |
240 |
3 |
76.60 |
2008-08-25 |
| 173. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
112.81 |
0.8845 |
0.1394 |
239 |
2 |
106.00 |
2008-11-09 |
| 174. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
136.30 |
1.0672 |
0.1711 |
239 |
5 |
121.89 |
2009-02-17 |
| 175. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
120.70 |
1.0865 |
0.0103 |
237 |
35 |
107.73 |
2009-02-15 |
| 176. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
113.99 |
0.9768 |
0.0574 |
237 |
5 |
107.72 |
2009-02-22 |
| 177. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
122.04 |
0.9128 |
0.1939 |
237 |
15 |
103.90 |
2008-11-20 |
| 178. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
105.82 |
0.9583 |
0.0030 |
237 |
17 |
95.49 |
2008-11-13 |
| 179. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
100.00 |
0.9541 |
-0.0468 |
236 |
4 |
97.18 |
2008-11-13 |
| 180. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
92.53 |
0.9108 |
-0.0713 |
235 |
4 |
83.18 |
2008-10-23 |
| 181. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
126.73 |
0.9927 |
0.1580 |
234 |
20 |
109.12 |
2009-01-17 |
| 182. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
118.23 |
1.0403 |
0.0318 |
234 |
16 |
101.08 |
2008-11-17 |
| 183. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
122.43 |
1.0414 |
0.0699 |
234 |
9 |
105.90 |
2013-08-21 |
| 184. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
124.44 |
1.1086 |
0.0213 |
233 |
5 |
115.60 |
2010-04-29 |
| 185. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
100.55 |
0.9948 |
-0.0829 |
233 |
10 |
93.45 |
2008-10-04 |
| 186. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
109.60 |
1.0543 |
-0.0554 |
233 |
1 |
109.60 |
2011-08-02 |
| 187. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
127.12 |
1.0125 |
0.1421 |
232 |
27 |
103.60 |
2008-12-13 |
| 188. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
128.25 |
1.0576 |
0.1070 |
231 |
23 |
107.48 |
2009-02-15 |
| 189. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
111.09 |
1.0208 |
-0.0125 |
231 |
3 |
103.13 |
2008-11-09 |
| 190. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
121.58 |
1.0466 |
0.0582 |
230 |
6 |
106.67 |
2010-05-25 |
| 191. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
126.57 |
0.9829 |
0.1670 |
229 |
29 |
105.22 |
2010-04-29 |
| 192. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
128.93 |
1.0561 |
0.1145 |
227 |
10 |
111.77 |
2013-08-21 |
| 193. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
120.26 |
1.0777 |
0.0143 |
226 |
30 |
108.42 |
2009-11-27 |
| 194. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
127.45 |
1.0272 |
0.1298 |
226 |
28 |
109.93 |
2010-04-29 |
| 195. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
113.50 |
1.0585 |
-0.0224 |
226 |
1 |
113.50 |
2009-11-27 |
| 196. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
107.81 |
1.0060 |
-0.0271 |
225 |
8 |
97.30 |
2008-11-21 |
| 197. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
117.04 |
1.0199 |
0.0412 |
225 |
9 |
106.31 |
2008-12-13 |
| 198. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
105.75 |
0.9756 |
-0.0154 |
223 |
12 |
96.72 |
2008-10-30 |
| 199. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
110.98 |
0.9952 |
0.0132 |
220 |
4 |
103.60 |
2008-11-28 |
| 200. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
128.94 |
1.1093 |
0.0598 |
220 |
32 |
113.17 |
2012-02-17 |
| 201. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
118.24 |
1.0086 |
0.0638 |
218 |
7 |
106.06 |
2008-12-01 |
| 202. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
111.15 |
0.9931 |
0.0143 |
218 |
15 |
101.67 |
2008-11-28 |
| 203. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
108.08 |
0.9841 |
-0.0031 |
217 |
10 |
100.86 |
2008-09-25 |
| 204. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
118.25 |
1.0016 |
0.0716 |
217 |
22 |
104.71 |
2009-08-10 |
| 205. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
110.63 |
0.8988 |
0.1061 |
216 |
2 |
110.59 |
2008-11-21 |
| 206. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
102.12 |
1.0418 |
-0.1150 |
214 |
4 |
96.99 |
2008-11-02 |
| 207. |
Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Be... |
102.01 |
0.8792 |
0.0549 |
214 |
5 |
92.46 |
2008-09-25 |
| 208. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
128.05 |
1.0800 |
0.0818 |
213 |
27 |
110.41 |
2013-08-02 |
| 209. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
117.11 |
1.0845 |
-0.0214 |
212 |
2 |
106.16 |
2012-02-17 |
| 210. |
Other keyboard layouts have been created since, and some are... |
100.93 |
0.9621 |
-0.0463 |
212 |
1 |
100.93 |
2008-11-21 |
| 211. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
112.19 |
1.0082 |
0.0094 |
212 |
2 |
108.49 |
2008-12-18 |
| 212. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
120.58 |
0.9981 |
0.0971 |
211 |
13 |
102.00 |
2008-12-13 |
| 213. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
117.67 |
1.0095 |
0.0580 |
211 |
6 |
107.95 |
2013-08-02 |
| 214. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
83.36 |
0.9503 |
-0.1958 |
211 |
3 |
81.51 |
2008-08-21 |
| 215. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
73.68 |
0.9346 |
-0.2675 |
211 |
1 |
73.68 |
2008-10-23 |
| 216. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
127.70 |
1.0881 |
0.0704 |
210 |
23 |
106.79 |
2009-03-26 |
| 217. |
Finally the press is interested again in Bela Lugosi. There ... |
94.99 |
0.9525 |
-0.0935 |
210 |
1 |
94.99 |
2020-11-18 |
| 218. |
I had a mother, I had a father, things - things that made se... |
95.77 |
1.0271 |
-0.1622 |
209 |
1 |
95.77 |
2020-11-18 |
| 219. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
95.34 |
0.9809 |
-0.1169 |
209 |
1 |
95.34 |
2008-10-03 |
| 220. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
120.87 |
1.0178 |
0.0807 |
207 |
10 |
105.44 |
2011-08-02 |
| 221. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
123.06 |
1.0836 |
0.0390 |
206 |
1 |
123.06 |
2010-05-25 |
| 222. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
100.13 |
0.8666 |
0.0416 |
206 |
5 |
86.06 |
2008-11-15 |
| 223. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
117.56 |
1.0479 |
0.0194 |
205 |
13 |
109.26 |
2008-12-18 |
| 224. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
108.59 |
0.8986 |
0.0870 |
205 |
6 |
94.43 |
2008-09-16 |
| 225. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
89.77 |
0.8172 |
-0.0039 |
204 |
4 |
76.01 |
2008-09-20 |
| 226. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
102.34 |
0.9357 |
-0.0070 |
204 |
2 |
101.49 |
2008-11-20 |
| 227. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
114.15 |
1.0197 |
0.0164 |
204 |
15 |
103.19 |
2008-11-29 |
| 228. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
99.79 |
1.0033 |
-0.0978 |
203 |
1 |
99.79 |
2008-10-29 |
| 229. |
Like painting, most software is intended for a human audienc... |
105.90 |
0.9621 |
-0.0029 |
201 |
7 |
97.91 |
2008-11-21 |
| 230. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
122.81 |
0.8913 |
0.2245 |
201 |
8 |
100.71 |
2008-11-01 |
| 231. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
120.32 |
1.0615 |
0.0309 |
201 |
18 |
108.79 |
2012-02-18 |
| 232. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
101.41 |
0.9880 |
-0.0688 |
199 |
2 |
99.81 |
2008-10-31 |
| 233. |
It's a fallen situation when all eyes are turned in and a lo... |
94.20 |
1.0756 |
-0.2202 |
199 |
1 |
94.20 |
2020-11-18 |
| 234. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
102.18 |
0.8964 |
0.0304 |
199 |
7 |
96.08 |
2008-10-20 |
| 235. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
117.45 |
1.0521 |
0.0120 |
197 |
2 |
110.24 |
2008-12-01 |
| 236. |
In most cases, there is more to be gained by maximizing the ... |
117.65 |
1.0665 |
-0.0016 |
196 |
1 |
117.65 |
2012-02-18 |
| 237. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
102.19 |
0.9352 |
-0.0085 |
194 |
3 |
101.27 |
2008-11-20 |
| 238. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
103.60 |
0.8988 |
0.0404 |
193 |
2 |
98.46 |
2008-09-08 |
| 239. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
113.64 |
0.9713 |
0.0604 |
193 |
11 |
102.64 |
2010-05-25 |
| 240. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
115.49 |
0.9869 |
0.0617 |
193 |
2 |
106.22 |
2008-11-22 |
| 241. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
111.60 |
0.9070 |
0.1046 |
192 |
5 |
94.50 |
2020-11-18 |
| 242. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
125.77 |
1.0264 |
0.1146 |
191 |
10 |
109.18 |
2009-11-28 |
| 243. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
114.13 |
0.9422 |
0.0922 |
190 |
18 |
102.12 |
2008-12-02 |
| 244. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
96.78 |
0.9027 |
-0.0246 |
189 |
2 |
94.15 |
2008-10-04 |
| 245. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
112.59 |
1.0115 |
0.0090 |
189 |
1 |
112.59 |
2009-02-22 |
| 246. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
125.09 |
1.0540 |
0.0808 |
184 |
25 |
108.66 |
2008-12-12 |
| 247. |
It's called cellular because your car phone is tied into dif... |
102.89 |
1.0122 |
-0.0883 |
183 |
1 |
102.89 |
2023-07-07 |
| 248. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
102.41 |
1.0543 |
-0.1262 |
182 |
1 |
102.41 |
2010-04-29 |
| 249. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
129.98 |
1.0582 |
0.1213 |
180 |
14 |
112.54 |
2009-02-15 |
| 250. |
And it says to you love when you can, cry when you have to, ... |
85.71 |
1.0668 |
-0.2884 |
177 |
1 |
85.71 |
2020-11-18 |
| 251. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
106.88 |
1.0333 |
-0.0641 |
176 |
4 |
98.63 |
2008-11-08 |
| 252. |
I don't want to go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken... |
138.58 |
0.9353 |
0.3294 |
174 |
14 |
110.51 |
2008-09-23 |
| 253. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
83.55 |
0.8624 |
-0.1060 |
174 |
1 |
83.55 |
2008-08-28 |
| 254. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
122.88 |
0.9780 |
0.1358 |
173 |
18 |
100.98 |
2008-12-02 |
| 255. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
117.17 |
1.0279 |
0.0346 |
172 |
7 |
107.73 |
2008-12-13 |
| 256. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
113.41 |
1.0867 |
-0.0588 |
171 |
9 |
101.78 |
2013-08-02 |
| 257. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
103.52 |
1.0125 |
-0.0752 |
171 |
5 |
94.24 |
2008-11-19 |
| 258. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
103.32 |
1.0042 |
-0.0669 |
168 |
4 |
95.40 |
2013-08-02 |
| 259. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
102.64 |
0.9299 |
-0.0011 |
168 |
3 |
99.33 |
2008-11-20 |
| 260. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
118.37 |
1.0288 |
0.0451 |
166 |
10 |
106.12 |
2008-11-28 |
| 261. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
124.39 |
0.9974 |
0.1308 |
163 |
3 |
118.01 |
2008-11-09 |
| 262. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
127.87 |
1.0472 |
0.1116 |
149 |
7 |
108.03 |
2008-11-29 |
| 263. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
102.38 |
0.9763 |
-0.0465 |
143 |
5 |
91.88 |
2013-08-21 |
| 264. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
109.42 |
1.0426 |
-0.0502 |
131 |
5 |
104.33 |
2009-07-23 |
| 265. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
113.72 |
0.9807 |
0.0480 |
129 |
4 |
104.87 |
2008-11-28 |
| 266. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
140.55 |
1.0877 |
0.1875 |
129 |
13 |
112.24 |
2009-03-26 |
| 267. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
141.36 |
1.0800 |
0.2025 |
129 |
10 |
116.70 |
2010-05-13 |
| 268. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
123.38 |
1.0476 |
0.0688 |
110 |
5 |
109.49 |
2012-02-18 |