And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1816 | 2008-11-17 20:18:44 | 103.28 | |
| 1734 | 2008-11-09 18:14:37 | 95.64 | |
| 1574 | 2008-10-28 14:34:11 | 102.69 | |
| 1273 | 2008-10-03 00:08:57 | 102.97 | |
| 1171 | 2008-09-25 14:37:42 | 104.44 | |
| 1163 | 2008-09-25 12:58:39 | 107.39 | |
| 1066 | 2008-09-24 11:08:35 | 100.20 | |
| 1035 | 2008-09-23 05:27:35 | 99.92 | |
| 738 | 2008-09-13 19:20:44 | 105.19 | |
| 472 | 2008-08-28 12:07:10 | 103.00 | |
| 445 | 2008-08-27 16:13:16 | 101.12 | |
| 397 | 2008-08-25 20:24:18 | 99.47 | |
| 320 | 2008-08-25 09:03:57 | 93.03 | |
| 319 | 2008-08-25 09:02:55 | 109.80 | |
| 240 | 2008-08-24 11:09:46 | 96.73 | |
| 202 | 2008-08-22 20:24:15 | 91.61 | |
| 104 | 2008-08-21 23:27:49 | 90.79 | |
| 83 | 2008-08-21 14:08:55 | 87.33 | |
| 5 | 2008-08-16 12:08:08 | 77.25 |