Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#3810914 |
Well, gentlemen, in my opinion, if we send him back to Pendl... |
261 |
1 |
1.370 |
149.76 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
149.76 |
149.76 |
October 27, 2024 |
| 2. |
#3810174 |
From the point of conception to the moment of truth. At the ... |
213 |
2 |
1.351 |
147.75 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
117.67 |
117.67 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 3. |
#3810351 |
Don't tell me my father was wrong. Let me tell you something... |
254 |
1 |
1.308 |
105.19 — playing typeracer dot com (... |
105.19 |
105.19 |
March 30, 2021 |
| 4. |
#3811250 |
To the extent that experience is the sum of our memories and... |
191 |
1 |
1.300 |
142.17 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
142.17 |
142.17 |
April 22, 2023 |
| 5. |
#3811292 |
I'm particular about cake. And I have to say it's been my ex... |
389 |
1 |
1.231 |
107.10 — Userzin (userzin) |
107.10 |
107.10 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 6. |
#3811464 |
If you talk to these extraordinary people, you find that the... |
441 |
1 |
1.221 |
106.26 — Userzin (userzin) |
106.26 |
106.26 |
November 11, 2021 |
| 7. |
#3810494 |
The only problem with the treatment was that it worked too w... |
219 |
1 |
1.220 |
133.39 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
133.39 |
133.39 |
February 18, 2023 |
| 8. |
#3811385 |
Well, you see, that's another reason I can't help you catch ... |
496 |
1 |
1.214 |
132.79 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
132.79 |
132.79 |
November 16, 2023 |
| 9. |
#3811326 |
You said I sounded a bit callous in my last letter, Dad. Let... |
420 |
1 |
1.190 |
103.56 — Userzin (userzin) |
103.56 |
103.56 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 10. |
#3811028 |
We can now get these kids to buy just about anything. We can... |
193 |
1 |
1.189 |
80.99 — idk man (ithatme) |
80.99 |
80.99 |
October 7, 2022 |
| 11. |
#3810547 |
My name is Harvey Pekar - that's an unusual name - Harvey Pe... |
246 |
1 |
1.187 |
129.80 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
129.80 |
129.80 |
November 6, 2023 |
| 12. |
#3810700 |
It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead... |
279 |
2 |
1.186 |
126.93 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
114.77 |
114.77 |
April 27, 2017 |
| 13. |
#3811172 |
One day it dawns on you that you're starting to get old. The... |
288 |
1 |
1.183 |
176.56 — dva main (thedragonemperor) |
176.56 |
176.56 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 14. |
#3810098 |
Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun, and of ... |
170 |
1 |
1.177 |
89.82 — Rusty (saddled) |
89.82 |
89.82 |
March 18, 2021 |
| 15. |
#3810030 |
Space travel makes you realize just how small you really are... |
392 |
3 |
1.168 |
151.33 — beat me if u can ; (bblaise) |
136.71 |
136.71 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 16. |
#3811455 |
Society is commonly too cheap. We meet at very short interva... |
230 |
1 |
1.166 |
83.69 — DustySheep (smowbog) |
83.69 |
83.69 |
September 12, 2021 |
| 17. |
#3811305 |
I can love you both for different reasons. Woody, I can love... |
208 |
3 |
1.166 |
115.63 — (joaquim091vasco) |
106.91 |
106.91 |
June 29, 2019 |
| 18. |
#3810059 |
If you worship money and things, if they are where you tap r... |
334 |
4 |
1.163 |
200.12 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
166.90 |
166.90 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 19. |
#3811096 |
It's hard to believe that twenty years ago there were no per... |
321 |
2 |
1.150 |
97.46 — BEing VinCI (ppubalo) |
92.37 |
92.37 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 20. |
#3810433 |
Because she doesn't just give you a present, she gives you a... |
356 |
1 |
1.146 |
104.80 — (joaquim091vasco) |
104.80 |
104.80 |
December 30, 2021 |
| 21. |
#3811343 |
Mankind doesn't need warfare and bloodshed to prove itself. ... |
213 |
1 |
1.146 |
104.61 — Mahler9 (jeremy0d) |
104.61 |
104.61 |
June 8, 2017 |
| 22. |
#3810347 |
Why are you asking me so many questions? So there's a little... |
301 |
5 |
1.145 |
220.61 — Kathy (florentine) |
156.73 |
156.73 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 23. |
#3811050 |
So if this was a touching romantic story this is probably wh... |
218 |
1 |
1.142 |
85.34 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
85.34 |
85.34 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 24. |
#3810021 |
I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adultho... |
118 |
1 |
1.141 |
112.51 — wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) |
112.51 |
112.51 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 25. |
#3810032 |
That sometimes human beings have to just sit in one place an... |
365 |
2 |
1.139 |
196.19 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
153.38 |
153.38 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 26. |
#3810058 |
Because here's something else that's weird but true: in the ... |
244 |
3 |
1.136 |
192.61 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
179.93 |
179.93 |
April 10, 2017 |
| 27. |
#3810106 |
Never seen her glowing all that bright she's throwing like s... |
455 |
6 |
1.132 |
197.34 — Kathy (florentine) |
153.25 |
153.25 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 28. |
#3810381 |
It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best... |
264 |
1 |
1.130 |
191.65 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
191.65 |
191.65 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 29. |
#3811412 |
There could be whole antiworlds and antipeople made out of a... |
177 |
1 |
1.130 |
84.46 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
84.46 |
84.46 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 30. |
#3810189 |
Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers 'cause it'... |
204 |
1 |
1.130 |
103.14 — Mahler9 (jeremy0d) |
103.14 |
103.14 |
May 23, 2017 |
| 31. |
#3810217 |
If you knew how to run a business he'd still have a job and ... |
210 |
2 |
1.128 |
191.31 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
177.73 |
177.73 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 32. |
#3810348 |
The country's got to produce more goods. Then we've got to h... |
207 |
8 |
1.128 |
194.38 — Kathy (florentine) |
151.12 |
151.12 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 33. |
#3810384 |
From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe. She landed on... |
261 |
1 |
1.126 |
139.40 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
139.40 |
139.40 |
June 8, 2022 |
| 34. |
#3811171 |
But mine is small right? I mean how small would you say is n... |
231 |
2 |
1.126 |
127.87 — Kobe (blueswitch1) |
115.05 |
115.05 |
August 20, 2024 |
| 35. |
#3810878 |
This little droid. I think he's searching for his former mas... |
232 |
1 |
1.123 |
60.78 — Ooo Ooo (pqosmorf) |
60.78 |
60.78 |
August 11, 2017 |
| 36. |
#3810175 |
Living in the limelight, the universal dream for those who w... |
194 |
2 |
1.119 |
158.80 — dva main (thedragonemperor) |
143.55 |
143.55 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 37. |
#3810295 |
We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find. He'll h... |
245 |
4 |
1.118 |
209.61 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
159.13 |
159.13 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 38. |
#3811080 |
Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything ... |
105 |
1 |
1.117 |
141.26 — 💀💀💀 (gospell) |
141.26 |
141.26 |
April 4, 2023 |
| 39. |
#3811056 |
I don't know if I will have the time to write any more lette... |
374 |
2 |
1.116 |
130.72 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
110.47 |
110.47 |
November 11, 2021 |
| 40. |
#3810278 |
Dear Angela, I know in the past I've caused you pain and I'm... |
596 |
1 |
1.115 |
192.38 — Kathy (florentine) |
192.38 |
192.38 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 41. |
#3811356 |
One day soon, man is going to be able to harness incredible ... |
429 |
1 |
1.114 |
140.82 — 💀💀💀 (gospell) |
140.82 |
140.82 |
April 4, 2023 |
| 42. |
#3811197 |
Thank you for being a friend. Traveled down the road and bac... |
284 |
1 |
1.112 |
118.14 — Arnold (arnoldchewbacca) |
118.14 |
118.14 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 43. |
#3810142 |
Through these fields of destruction, baptisms of fire, I've ... |
213 |
1 |
1.112 |
188.51 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
188.51 |
188.51 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 44. |
#3810029 |
I hate all the rules and organization and teams and ranks in... |
227 |
4 |
1.112 |
202.89 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
173.79 |
173.79 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 45. |
#3810550 |
You know, you go to thrift shops and you go to garage sales ... |
274 |
1 |
1.110 |
188.24 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
188.24 |
188.24 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 46. |
#3810101 |
If depth of feeling is a currency then I'm the man who grew ... |
342 |
2 |
1.110 |
145.32 — beat me if u can ; (bblaise) |
140.93 |
140.93 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 47. |
#3810130 |
Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I'm bored and old. Self... |
214 |
1 |
1.108 |
121.14 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
121.14 |
121.14 |
September 28, 2022 |
| 48. |
#3810087 |
I went to a party at the local county jail; all the cons wer... |
208 |
4 |
1.105 |
200.18 — Kathy (florentine) |
165.77 |
165.77 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 49. |
#3810646 |
It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that... |
210 |
1 |
1.105 |
90.95 — jack (suckyourmum2021) |
90.95 |
90.95 |
June 22, 2023 |
| 50. |
#3810986 |
The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time whe... |
305 |
1 |
1.104 |
93.57 — BEing VinCI (ppubalo) |
93.57 |
93.57 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 51. |
#3810001 |
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed t... |
242 |
5 |
1.104 |
185.82 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
150.23 |
150.23 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 52. |
#3810461 |
Hello, Fawlty Towers. Ah, yes, Mr. O'Reilly. Well, it's quit... |
503 |
1 |
1.104 |
120.69 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
120.69 |
120.69 |
January 1, 2024 |
| 53. |
#3810316 |
Acting out is getting your nose pierced. Nearly dying in a p... |
113 |
3 |
1.103 |
208.07 — Kathy (florentine) |
152.75 |
152.75 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 54. |
#3810134 |
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... |
250 |
3 |
1.103 |
200.16 — Kathy (florentine) |
168.78 |
168.78 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 55. |
#3810605 |
Don't you know what it means to me to be a Marine, Dad? Ever... |
206 |
1 |
1.103 |
100.19 — BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) |
100.19 |
100.19 |
July 6, 2023 |
| 56. |
#3810678 |
Do you have life insurance, Phil? Because if you do, you cou... |
210 |
1 |
1.102 |
120.53 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
120.53 |
120.53 |
February 13, 2023 |
| 57. |
#3810528 |
This gentleman has been standing alone against us. Now, he d... |
351 |
2 |
1.101 |
124.84 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
108.57 |
108.57 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 58. |
#3810172 |
Summer's going fast, nights growing colder. Children growing... |
246 |
2 |
1.100 |
186.52 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
168.32 |
168.32 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 59. |
#3810690 |
In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of histo... |
158 |
1 |
1.098 |
74.81 — idk man (ithatme) |
74.81 |
74.81 |
October 8, 2022 |
| 60. |
#3811106 |
In a business like this the people with the power are the on... |
143 |
1 |
1.097 |
151.48 — police (styrofoam) |
151.48 |
151.48 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 61. |
#3810935 |
Now, I'm going to give you three simple rules. First, trust ... |
295 |
1 |
1.097 |
186.03 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
186.03 |
186.03 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 62. |
#3810516 |
I sit at my table and wage war on myself. It seems like it's... |
293 |
1 |
1.097 |
186.02 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
186.02 |
186.02 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 63. |
#3811094 |
This is a modern day startup but at heart it is no different... |
352 |
1 |
1.097 |
88.16 — playing typeracer dot com (... |
88.16 |
88.16 |
January 23, 2021 |
| 64. |
#3810865 |
Finally the press is interested again in Bela Lugosi. There ... |
210 |
1 |
1.093 |
99.35 — BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) |
99.35 |
99.35 |
July 6, 2023 |
| 65. |
#3810876 |
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to hav... |
224 |
1 |
1.091 |
99.12 — BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) |
99.12 |
99.12 |
July 6, 2023 |
| 66. |
#3810111 |
Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but I feel that I should be ... |
256 |
1 |
1.089 |
184.59 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
184.59 |
184.59 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 67. |
#3810954 |
My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes. That's a sen... |
147 |
1 |
1.088 |
71.61 — RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... |
71.61 |
71.61 |
March 20, 2021 |
| 68. |
#3810184 |
They got an apartment with deep pile carpet and a couple of ... |
254 |
1 |
1.087 |
74.06 — idk man (ithatme) |
74.06 |
74.06 |
June 14, 2022 |
| 69. |
#3811129 |
My life's work is teaching. And I believed that if you boys ... |
458 |
1 |
1.087 |
114.46 — Christian (cslarsen) |
114.46 |
114.46 |
May 18, 2017 |
| 70. |
#3810698 |
You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally str... |
451 |
1 |
1.087 |
118.86 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
118.86 |
118.86 |
April 16, 2023 |
| 71. |
#3811034 |
Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, w... |
164 |
1 |
1.086 |
71.50 — RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... |
71.50 |
71.50 |
March 20, 2021 |
| 72. |
#3810789 |
Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have... |
319 |
1 |
1.085 |
81.09 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
81.09 |
81.09 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 73. |
#3810589 |
Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of ... |
312 |
1 |
1.084 |
71.91 — No (bambusnippel) |
71.91 |
71.91 |
August 20, 2017 |
| 74. |
#3811035 |
I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And... |
135 |
1 |
1.083 |
149.45 — police (styrofoam) |
149.45 |
149.45 |
February 1, 2019 |
| 75. |
#3811214 |
Cordelia, I have at least three lives to contend with, none ... |
143 |
1 |
1.080 |
71.32 — horyzen1 nq (lucknumber8) |
71.32 |
71.32 |
May 14, 2021 |
| 76. |
#3810858 |
When a man's an empty kettle, he should be on his mettle, an... |
159 |
1 |
1.079 |
94.71 — Ranit (colemakgang) |
94.71 |
94.71 |
November 26, 2020 |
| 77. |
#3810974 |
Everyone wants stuff. We wake up every day with a list of wi... |
213 |
1 |
1.079 |
73.50 — idk man (ithatme) |
73.50 |
73.50 |
June 14, 2022 |
| 78. |
#3810012 |
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside... |
215 |
5 |
1.079 |
206.17 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
158.71 |
158.71 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 79. |
#3811370 |
Death is irrelevant. Your archaic cultures are authority dri... |
235 |
1 |
1.078 |
77.35 — DustySheep (smowbog) |
77.35 |
77.35 |
September 12, 2021 |
| 80. |
#3811228 |
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yet there are those wh... |
399 |
1 |
1.078 |
94.85 — Adam (adamsyaq) |
94.85 |
94.85 |
August 23, 2021 |
| 81. |
#3810844 |
We think it is time that you recognized that you are masters... |
275 |
1 |
1.078 |
74.68 — djackallstar (djackallstar) |
74.68 |
74.68 |
August 1, 2021 |
| 82. |
#3811101 |
Most of the people in the industry were young because the gu... |
157 |
1 |
1.076 |
68.97 — Jellycode (jellycode) |
68.97 |
68.97 |
August 17, 2017 |
| 83. |
#3810832 |
I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor a... |
342 |
1 |
1.075 |
142.12 — ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... |
142.12 |
142.12 |
July 12, 2019 |
| 84. |
#3810230 |
Foolish boy. Oho, you know nothing of my powers, do you? See... |
248 |
1 |
1.075 |
182.22 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
182.22 |
182.22 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 85. |
#3810018 |
Fine art is dead, Hobbes. Nobody understands it. Nobody like... |
322 |
2 |
1.075 |
181.77 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
160.79 |
160.79 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 86. |
#3810176 |
Living in a fish eye lens caught in the camera eye I have no... |
261 |
1 |
1.070 |
181.46 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
181.46 |
181.46 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 87. |
#3810687 |
Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most... |
236 |
1 |
1.070 |
70.46 — RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... |
70.46 |
70.46 |
March 20, 2021 |
| 88. |
#3810863 |
A heart is not judged by how much you love but by how much y... |
83 |
1 |
1.070 |
63.34 — Stand With Palestine (amnii) |
63.34 |
63.34 |
February 23, 2022 |
| 89. |
#3810620 |
There'll always be the argument that video games are meant t... |
378 |
2 |
1.070 |
151.26 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
112.50 |
112.50 |
January 23, 2021 |
| 90. |
#3811067 |
According to Heraclitus, we cannot step into the same river ... |
447 |
1 |
1.069 |
116.90 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
116.90 |
116.90 |
June 12, 2023 |
| 91. |
#3810060 |
"Learning how to think" really means learning how to exercis... |
343 |
2 |
1.069 |
186.21 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
145.19 |
145.19 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 92. |
#3810642 |
And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. ... |
342 |
1 |
1.068 |
181.08 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
181.08 |
181.08 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 93. |
#3810606 |
They burned the flag and they demonstrated against us; it's ... |
288 |
1 |
1.066 |
167.10 — (dso093) |
167.10 |
167.10 |
March 3, 2025 |
| 94. |
#3810280 |
No catch. If you don't want to be here, go. I'm not gonna st... |
202 |
4 |
1.066 |
183.86 — Kathy (florentine) |
151.30 |
151.30 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 95. |
#3810119 |
Lying here in the darkness I hear the sirens wail. Somebody'... |
215 |
2 |
1.065 |
181.26 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
147.70 |
147.70 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 96. |
#3810489 |
Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police t... |
248 |
1 |
1.064 |
180.39 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
180.39 |
180.39 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 97. |
#3810975 |
It used to make you so happy, the water. I think it's brave ... |
237 |
1 |
1.062 |
96.95 — Mahler9 (jeremy0d) |
96.95 |
96.95 |
May 23, 2017 |
| 98. |
#3810999 |
And these medications have a legitimate use. They've helped ... |
261 |
1 |
1.062 |
126.18 — 1954 (1954typist) |
126.18 |
126.18 |
January 9, 2022 |
| 99. |
#3810568 |
Read the newspaper. What does it say? All bad. It's all bad.... |
336 |
2 |
1.060 |
113.82 — Arnold (arnoldchewbacca) |
99.08 |
99.08 |
January 23, 2021 |
| 100. |
#3810144 |
You get a shiver in the dark, it's a-raining in the park but... |
212 |
1 |
1.060 |
179.64 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
179.64 |
179.64 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 101. |
#3811446 |
If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Co... |
227 |
1 |
1.059 |
72.11 — idk man (ithatme) |
72.11 |
72.11 |
June 14, 2022 |
| 102. |
#3810432 |
Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head i... |
285 |
1 |
1.058 |
133.82 — 💀💀💀 (gospell) |
133.82 |
133.82 |
April 4, 2023 |
| 103. |
#3811354 |
There are fixed points throughout time where things must sta... |
286 |
2 |
1.058 |
94.97 — (joaquim091vasco) |
86.16 |
86.16 |
September 12, 2021 |
| 104. |
#3810319 |
That! Right there. Do you have any idea how much I hated you... |
298 |
1 |
1.057 |
85.00 — playing typeracer dot com (... |
85.00 |
85.00 |
January 23, 2021 |
| 105. |
#3810813 |
For instance, last Monday, he told me to have the Great Wall... |
517 |
1 |
1.055 |
91.79 — Userzin (userzin) |
91.79 |
91.79 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 106. |
#3810177 |
Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets by on you. And the space he inva... |
348 |
1 |
1.055 |
178.84 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
178.84 |
178.84 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 107. |
#3810045 |
Gately can't even imagine what it would be like to be a sobe... |
229 |
4 |
1.054 |
188.66 — Kathy (florentine) |
150.87 |
150.87 |
April 3, 2017 |
| 108. |
#3811344 |
Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should wa... |
312 |
1 |
1.053 |
125.16 — 1954 (1954typist) |
125.16 |
125.16 |
January 9, 2022 |
| 109. |
#3810038 |
Like most North Americans of his generation, Hal tends to kn... |
287 |
4 |
1.053 |
188.44 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
141.21 |
141.21 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 110. |
#3810792 |
He married out of love a woman out of legend. Not in Alexand... |
228 |
1 |
1.052 |
130.25 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
130.25 |
130.25 |
June 8, 2022 |
| 111. |
#3810167 |
I never thought I'd die alone. I laughed the loudest, who'd ... |
282 |
4 |
1.052 |
177.27 — Kathy (florentine) |
158.50 |
158.50 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 112. |
#3810509 |
Well, isn't this great, we've all learned something. Tony ca... |
228 |
1 |
1.052 |
178.31 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
178.31 |
178.31 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 113. |
#3810194 |
I've seen those big machines come rolling through the quiet ... |
236 |
2 |
1.051 |
173.66 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
125.53 |
125.53 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 114. |
#3810357 |
When I think of Butts, I imagine the ancients in India decid... |
273 |
1 |
1.051 |
178.12 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
178.12 |
178.12 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 115. |
#3810333 |
And if you were prejudiced, you'd walk around thinking that ... |
209 |
1 |
1.050 |
144.93 — police (styrofoam) |
144.93 |
144.93 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 116. |
#3810962 |
Look at me. I'm 24 and I've never done anything. I have a wo... |
277 |
1 |
1.050 |
177.94 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
177.94 |
177.94 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 117. |
#3810511 |
Now wait a minute. Just a minute. There's only one thing you... |
253 |
1 |
1.049 |
114.74 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
114.74 |
114.74 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 118. |
#3810470 |
You ponce in here, expecting to be handwaited on hand and fo... |
298 |
2 |
1.048 |
144.94 — ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... |
98.53 |
98.53 |
July 12, 2019 |
| 119. |
#3810161 |
Bringing to the table our capitalized reputation. Proactivel... |
316 |
1 |
1.048 |
177.68 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
177.68 |
177.68 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 120. |
#3811432 |
A choice tells the world what is most important to a human b... |
197 |
1 |
1.048 |
144.60 — police (styrofoam) |
144.60 |
144.60 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 121. |
#3810015 |
I like following the news! News organizations know I won't s... |
308 |
4 |
1.047 |
171.45 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
130.13 |
130.13 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 122. |
#3810590 |
It is now 7:06. You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to t... |
381 |
1 |
1.045 |
177.08 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
177.08 |
177.08 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 123. |
#3810065 |
It now becomes clear that consistency is not a property of a... |
226 |
1 |
1.044 |
102.94 — wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) |
102.94 |
102.94 |
April 3, 2017 |
| 124. |
#3810944 |
He ain't in the box because of the joke played on him. He ba... |
275 |
1 |
1.044 |
101.53 — (zak389) |
101.53 |
101.53 |
September 23, 2023 |
| 125. |
#3810128 |
Underneath the bridge the tarp has sprung a leak and the ani... |
227 |
2 |
1.044 |
181.15 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
146.33 |
146.33 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 126. |
#3810209 |
In the top story of the day, General Wallace Nasami, head of... |
246 |
2 |
1.044 |
188.73 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
156.64 |
156.64 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 127. |
#3810118 |
O beautiful for spacious skies, but now those skies are thre... |
284 |
5 |
1.044 |
180.75 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
155.21 |
155.21 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 128. |
#3811219 |
I had the best collection in the tri-county area. Browns, ta... |
302 |
1 |
1.043 |
114.08 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
114.08 |
114.08 |
April 22, 2023 |
| 129. |
#3810138 |
Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control. Somebod... |
454 |
3 |
1.042 |
172.91 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
117.62 |
117.62 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 130. |
#3810845 |
No man's life can be encompassed in one telling. There is no... |
282 |
1 |
1.042 |
100.96 — Bill (trainingb4tests) |
100.96 |
100.96 |
August 6, 2021 |
| 131. |
#3810010 |
The hard part for us avant-garde post-modern artists is deci... |
576 |
3 |
1.042 |
171.86 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
125.67 |
125.67 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 132. |
#3811437 |
You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds. And Truf... |
281 |
1 |
1.041 |
91.60 — Adam (adamsyaq) |
91.60 |
91.60 |
August 23, 2021 |
| 133. |
#3810201 |
Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a ... |
285 |
5 |
1.040 |
190.37 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
164.29 |
164.29 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 134. |
#3810900 |
Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have... |
365 |
1 |
1.038 |
175.99 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
175.99 |
175.99 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 135. |
#3810474 |
Well, that was fun, wasn't it dear, the odd moment like that... |
242 |
1 |
1.038 |
68.34 — RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... |
68.34 |
68.34 |
March 20, 2021 |
| 136. |
#3810415 |
Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the t... |
186 |
1 |
1.035 |
86.67 — Gab (fishinakart) |
86.67 |
86.67 |
October 12, 2020 |
| 137. |
#3811099 |
One day in Boston, I was in Harvard Square. I saw a cover of... |
378 |
1 |
1.035 |
90.02 — Userzin (userzin) |
90.02 |
90.02 |
November 11, 2021 |
| 138. |
#3810400 |
The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many ... |
196 |
2 |
1.035 |
181.24 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
161.91 |
161.91 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 139. |
#3810294 |
In the not too distant future, next Sunday AD, there was a g... |
277 |
4 |
1.035 |
192.38 — Kathy (florentine) |
156.30 |
156.30 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 140. |
#3810933 |
That's about the size of it. However, we are plowing through... |
226 |
2 |
1.034 |
77.60 — Rusty (saddled) |
71.04 |
71.04 |
March 18, 2021 |
| 141. |
#3810749 |
So a rich little man with white hair died. What has that got... |
394 |
1 |
1.034 |
63.38 — Thomas (tecky_data_1) |
63.38 |
63.38 |
March 24, 2023 |
| 142. |
#3810611 |
I finally figured it out. It's like when they realized it wa... |
534 |
2 |
1.031 |
128.72 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
120.25 |
120.25 |
May 24, 2022 |
| 143. |
#3810379 |
Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'fur... |
165 |
1 |
1.031 |
89.69 — Userzin (userzin) |
89.69 |
89.69 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 144. |
#3810526 |
I don't understand you people! I mean all these picky little... |
411 |
1 |
1.031 |
121.22 — Scribe (shinobiscribe) |
121.22 |
121.22 |
March 18, 2022 |
| 145. |
#3810261 |
Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back. B... |
256 |
3 |
1.031 |
192.49 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
145.28 |
145.28 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 146. |
#3810780 |
You know those pictures in the National Geographic about the... |
232 |
1 |
1.030 |
100.15 — (zak389) |
100.15 |
100.15 |
September 23, 2023 |
| 147. |
#3811157 |
Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun instead of batt... |
89 |
1 |
1.029 |
84.88 — Logan (loganbog333) |
84.88 |
84.88 |
February 12, 2024 |
| 148. |
#3810041 |
Be a Student of the Game. Like most cliches of sport, this i... |
351 |
2 |
1.028 |
174.18 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
142.33 |
142.33 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 149. |
#3811452 |
I learned this, at least, by my experiment: that if one adva... |
218 |
1 |
1.027 |
112.35 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
112.35 |
112.35 |
June 23, 2022 |
| 150. |
#3810490 |
Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all ... |
218 |
1 |
1.027 |
174.19 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
174.19 |
174.19 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 151. |
#3811072 |
You're gonna stay here if I have to go inside and call your ... |
492 |
1 |
1.027 |
112.32 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
112.32 |
112.32 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 152. |
#3810069 |
We generally concur that "men" such as a cow, a turkey, a fr... |
510 |
4 |
1.026 |
182.06 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
117.33 |
117.33 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 153. |
#3810645 |
I don't hate anybody. The Winklevii aren't suing me for inte... |
208 |
1 |
1.025 |
112.10 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
112.10 |
112.10 |
September 28, 2022 |
| 154. |
#3810425 |
Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes. Some peop... |
215 |
1 |
1.025 |
151.75 — ANDREA (andreaak00) |
151.75 |
151.75 |
June 27, 2017 |
| 155. |
#3811037 |
This is nothing! Piece of cake! Producing is being a samurai... |
203 |
2 |
1.024 |
121.89 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
106.27 |
106.27 |
February 24, 2019 |
| 156. |
#3810228 |
Let me correct a few points here. I am Becky's father. By de... |
363 |
2 |
1.024 |
187.28 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
174.97 |
174.97 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 157. |
#3810025 |
This transmogrifier will turn you into anything at all. All ... |
218 |
2 |
1.019 |
182.57 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
174.06 |
174.06 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 158. |
#3810931 |
There were those of us who fought against this. But in the e... |
483 |
1 |
1.019 |
172.74 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
172.74 |
172.74 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 159. |
#3810961 |
Again, I go back to the working really hard to get someone e... |
249 |
1 |
1.016 |
89.27 — ABTech248 (ashish_antil248) |
89.27 |
89.27 |
March 1, 2022 |
| 160. |
#3810056 |
One of the few things I still miss from my Midwest childhood... |
403 |
4 |
1.015 |
176.39 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
134.36 |
134.36 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 161. |
#3810267 |
Grown-ups like to tell you where they were when President Ke... |
404 |
7 |
1.015 |
180.72 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
144.22 |
144.22 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 162. |
#3810380 |
Voldemort himself created his worst enemy, just as tyrants e... |
266 |
1 |
1.015 |
60.08 — Stand With Palestine (amnii) |
60.08 |
60.08 |
February 23, 2022 |
| 163. |
#3811047 |
Hey, are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a my... |
239 |
1 |
1.015 |
77.89 — Vince (slatonvg) |
77.89 |
77.89 |
December 12, 2022 |
| 164. |
#3810529 |
According to the testimony, the boy looks guilty... maybe he... |
557 |
1 |
1.014 |
85.37 — Mohibur (shuvo94) |
85.37 |
85.37 |
August 15, 2023 |
| 165. |
#3810283 |
Teachers want us to work, and I say, "Fine, I'll work. But y... |
361 |
3 |
1.014 |
182.57 — Kathy (florentine) |
163.32 |
163.32 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 166. |
#3810097 |
Never been near a university, never took a paper or a learne... |
438 |
3 |
1.014 |
172.20 — Kathy (florentine) |
143.66 |
143.66 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 167. |
#3810311 |
Actually, it's more of a behavioral observation. Like, say t... |
322 |
3 |
1.014 |
197.59 — Kathy (florentine) |
141.63 |
141.63 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 168. |
#3810234 |
It is in the spirit of Andrew Jackson that I, from time to t... |
406 |
1 |
1.013 |
107.64 — Arnold (arnoldchewbacca) |
107.64 |
107.64 |
November 11, 2021 |
| 169. |
#3810074 |
And Aunt Zelda all the women looked like you and Uncle Bob a... |
355 |
3 |
1.012 |
168.81 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
120.92 |
120.92 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 170. |
#3810022 |
I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I ... |
244 |
3 |
1.012 |
169.11 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
146.85 |
146.85 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 171. |
#3810901 |
I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies wer... |
281 |
1 |
1.012 |
150.98 — dva main (thedragonemperor) |
150.98 |
150.98 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 172. |
#3810959 |
I etched your name in the clouds but it was lost when the th... |
206 |
2 |
1.012 |
91.06 — Ranit (colemakgang) |
87.29 |
87.29 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 173. |
#3810703 |
You truly love each other and so you might have been truly h... |
216 |
1 |
1.012 |
89.02 — Adam (adamsyaq) |
89.02 |
89.02 |
August 23, 2021 |
| 174. |
#3810085 |
And so it went, night after night, year after year. In fact,... |
216 |
5 |
1.010 |
175.16 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
122.83 |
122.83 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 175. |
#3810416 |
There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire,... |
203 |
2 |
1.010 |
107.62 — Tien (thetientran) |
106.46 |
106.46 |
November 25, 2020 |
| 176. |
#3810153 |
Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no... |
363 |
1 |
1.010 |
171.18 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
171.18 |
171.18 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 177. |
#3810305 |
Attention captive test subjects! The Institute for Mad Scien... |
217 |
4 |
1.010 |
171.16 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
115.30 |
115.30 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 178. |
#3811000 |
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonig... |
468 |
1 |
1.007 |
87.62 — Userzin (userzin) |
87.62 |
87.62 |
September 28, 2021 |
| 179. |
#3811279 |
Some people pass through your life and you never think about... |
271 |
1 |
1.007 |
150.60 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
150.60 |
150.60 |
January 8, 2018 |
| 180. |
#3810199 |
I can't see the rationality. The world's not my responsibili... |
218 |
3 |
1.007 |
155.71 — Kathy (florentine) |
141.35 |
141.35 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 181. |
#3810546 |
If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to b... |
123 |
1 |
1.007 |
157.81 — (dso093) |
157.81 |
157.81 |
March 3, 2025 |
| 182. |
#3810246 |
Yes, Steve, I can tell you those things because when I said ... |
200 |
4 |
1.006 |
167.60 — Kathy (florentine) |
133.81 |
133.81 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 183. |
#3810169 |
Sprawling on the fringes of the city in geometric order. An ... |
316 |
1 |
1.003 |
170.04 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
170.04 |
170.04 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 184. |
#3810350 |
Well, I remember one winter during the Depression when we di... |
348 |
1 |
1.003 |
173.09 — Kathy (florentine) |
173.09 |
173.09 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 185. |
#3811236 |
Audrey, there are many cures for a broken heart. But nothing... |
104 |
1 |
1.001 |
156.89 — (dso093) |
156.89 |
156.89 |
March 3, 2025 |
| 186. |
#3811347 |
When you're a kid, they tell you it's all, "Grow up. Get a j... |
236 |
1 |
1.001 |
109.43 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
109.43 |
109.43 |
June 17, 2022 |
| 187. |
#3810162 |
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I tak... |
203 |
4 |
1.001 |
183.59 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
141.16 |
141.16 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 188. |
#3811192 |
I hope you realize I'm holding you personally responsible fo... |
217 |
1 |
1.000 |
59.32 — ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (nyr... |
59.32 |
59.32 |
December 26, 2021 |
| 189. |
#3810607 |
I had a mother, I had a father, things - things that made se... |
209 |
2 |
1.000 |
91.91 — (atorpy) |
78.98 |
78.98 |
May 25, 2021 |
| 190. |
#3810339 |
Liz, this is ridiculous! I cannot make the choice between th... |
194 |
1 |
1.000 |
91.25 — ⌨️🖱️ (t_0nio) |
91.25 |
91.25 |
September 11, 2020 |
| 191. |
#3811135 |
My mama always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You... |
95 |
1 |
1.000 |
151.37 — taran something (actuallymo... |
151.37 |
151.37 |
December 29, 2017 |
| 192. |
#3810910 |
Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly ... |
102 |
1 |
1.000 |
93.61 — bolognas! (bolognas) |
93.61 |
93.61 |
July 17, 2021 |
| 193. |
#3810648 |
We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're go... |
88 |
1 |
1.000 |
89.77 — Vyper (vyperx) |
89.77 |
89.77 |
April 30, 2017 |
| 194. |
#3811194 |
Jessie, Randolph was peculiar. Any man who would go to Ecuad... |
108 |
1 |
1.000 |
54.25 — THE STARDUST (void07) |
54.25 |
54.25 |
October 17, 2021 |
| 195. |
#3810408 |
Not so hasty! You call yourselves hobbits? But you should no... |
152 |
1 |
1.000 |
63.59 — Juan (juanyougay) |
63.59 |
63.59 |
February 14, 2021 |
| 196. |
#3811271 |
All of our young lives we search for someone to love. Someon... |
270 |
1 |
1.000 |
100.25 — nac (naxx_colemak) |
100.25 |
100.25 |
August 9, 2020 |
| 197. |
#3811143 |
Once upon a time dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived ... |
117 |
1 |
1.000 |
122.31 — (ginoo75) |
122.31 |
122.31 |
April 29, 2021 |
| 198. |
#3811074 |
Take me ten minutes to get a king size Coke and a wedge of p... |
110 |
2 |
1.000 |
167.22 — (keegant) |
156.59 |
156.59 |
May 24, 2020 |
| 199. |
#3811110 |
He needs to go home; he's calling his people. And I don't kn... |
102 |
1 |
1.000 |
115.19 — Nick (uncreativeboi) |
115.19 |
115.19 |
August 13, 2020 |
| 200. |
#3811161 |
While penetrating the inner sanctum of the Loyal Order of Co... |
212 |
1 |
1.000 |
72.76 — Bryan (iduhowpeopledo150wpm) |
72.76 |
72.76 |
July 22, 2020 |
| 201. |
#3811152 |
I find it's best when dealing with any unfamiliar bully to s... |
179 |
1 |
1.000 |
125.75 — baconman (baconman42) |
125.75 |
125.75 |
August 29, 2024 |
| 202. |
#3810669 |
Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about th... |
229 |
1 |
1.000 |
85.57 — Elliot (elliot94) |
85.57 |
85.57 |
December 15, 2023 |
| 203. |
#3810824 |
Let me tell you the story of right hand, left hand. It's a t... |
269 |
1 |
1.000 |
83.29 — proplayer (yogit_typer) |
83.29 |
83.29 |
June 14, 2021 |
| 204. |
#3811122 |
The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very col... |
103 |
1 |
1.000 |
130.41 — C (coderbug) |
130.41 |
130.41 |
July 30, 2021 |
| 205. |
#3811450 |
Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clot... |
180 |
1 |
1.000 |
160.14 — Supporting Israel (zombiesw... |
160.14 |
160.14 |
October 4, 2021 |
| 206. |
#3811294 |
I'm not promoting the economic upside as much as I am the op... |
104 |
1 |
1.000 |
113.07 — (ninja_h2) |
113.07 |
113.07 |
September 4, 2022 |
| 207. |
#3810328 |
Will you wait a minute, I didn't say that. I'm only happy be... |
254 |
1 |
1.000 |
58.90 — - (r5vwu) |
58.90 |
58.90 |
June 8, 2017 |
| 208. |
#3810545 |
My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your frien... |
126 |
1 |
1.000 |
133.77 — Yuhang (yuhang0722) |
133.77 |
133.77 |
August 28, 2022 |
| 209. |
#3810521 |
That's great it starts with an earthquake. Birds and snakes ... |
105 |
1 |
1.000 |
42.35 — Jesse Garcia's biggest fan ... |
42.35 |
42.35 |
April 27, 2017 |
| 210. |
#3810964 |
A brother who lives at home, and is still considered more su... |
197 |
1 |
1.000 |
111.03 — Dal (astronerd) |
111.03 |
111.03 |
November 22, 2021 |
| 211. |
#3810107 |
She claims she's found a way to make her own light. All you ... |
94 |
1 |
1.000 |
97.28 — Trixie (soword) |
97.28 |
97.28 |
May 5, 2022 |
| 212. |
#3810361 |
G.I. Joel's peers can question his ability, world championsh... |
151 |
1 |
1.000 |
114.55 — jermobley (jermo) |
114.55 |
114.55 |
August 23, 2021 |
| 213. |
#3810084 |
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is ... |
97 |
1 |
1.000 |
110.51 — Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) |
110.51 |
110.51 |
July 27, 2023 |
| 214. |
#3810262 |
As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet. But after landing... |
231 |
1 |
1.000 |
82.86 — Eli (eli01) |
82.86 |
82.86 |
May 27, 2024 |
| 215. |
#3810870 |
Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. ... |
306 |
1 |
1.000 |
57.96 — ABCD (x007) |
57.96 |
57.96 |
April 24, 2018 |
| 216. |
#3811059 |
Mary Elizabeth is a really nice person underneath the part o... |
86 |
1 |
1.000 |
94.15 — dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) |
94.15 |
94.15 |
December 30, 2019 |
| 217. |
#3811127 |
Coal mining may be your life but it's not mine. I'm never go... |
104 |
1 |
1.000 |
117.48 — Mr. Peace. (WiththeSlowestI... |
117.48 |
117.48 |
June 11, 2023 |
| 218. |
#3810679 |
Pal, you got that moisture on your head. Now you can go back... |
159 |
1 |
1.000 |
45.28 — Abhirup Das (abhirupdas200) |
45.28 |
45.28 |
July 17, 2021 |
| 219. |
#3810068 |
It is not at all easy to draw a sharp line between cases whe... |
429 |
3 |
0.999 |
187.30 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
137.66 |
137.66 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 220. |
#3810104 |
Peter Pumpkinhead came to town spreading wisdom and cash aro... |
274 |
2 |
0.999 |
169.20 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
128.61 |
128.61 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 221. |
#3810079 |
In the early days, living in their squalid apartment, all th... |
224 |
7 |
0.999 |
180.12 — Kathy (florentine) |
133.81 |
133.81 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 222. |
#3810640 |
Everybody on campus was using it. "Facebook me" was the comm... |
231 |
1 |
0.999 |
169.35 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
169.35 |
169.35 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 223. |
#3810963 |
I'm not in existential crisis! Just the opposite. I was fine... |
228 |
1 |
0.999 |
109.21 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
109.21 |
109.21 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 224. |
#3810196 |
'Cause I'm a 21st century digital boy. I don't know how to r... |
202 |
1 |
0.998 |
169.16 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
169.16 |
169.16 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 225. |
#3810615 |
I find myself so furious at all these people that I am in co... |
162 |
1 |
0.997 |
156.23 — (dso093) |
156.23 |
156.23 |
March 3, 2025 |
| 226. |
#3810011 |
Nothing I do is my fault. My family is dysfunctional, and my... |
288 |
1 |
0.997 |
168.97 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
168.97 |
168.97 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 227. |
#3811433 |
He's not asking me to make a choice. He's telling me to take... |
235 |
1 |
0.995 |
108.80 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
108.80 |
108.80 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 228. |
#3811139 |
What can I say? I've ruined your day and made you all angry ... |
229 |
1 |
0.994 |
108.68 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
108.68 |
108.68 |
June 23, 2022 |
| 229. |
#3810599 |
Do you realize that more people will be watching you tonight... |
128 |
2 |
0.994 |
157.91 — (dso093) |
130.64 |
130.64 |
March 29, 2021 |
| 230. |
#3810617 |
I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I play video... |
137 |
1 |
0.993 |
148.56 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
148.56 |
148.56 |
January 8, 2018 |
| 231. |
#3810704 |
Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shri... |
280 |
1 |
0.993 |
108.58 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
108.58 |
108.58 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 232. |
#3810927 |
Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to... |
305 |
1 |
0.992 |
108.47 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
108.47 |
108.47 |
December 12, 2022 |
| 233. |
#3810204 |
Well, the Red Cross called out, you know, for blankets, clot... |
337 |
2 |
0.992 |
161.44 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
146.62 |
146.62 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 234. |
#3810644 |
Well, that's their own stupidity, I should have been there. ... |
314 |
1 |
0.992 |
75.69 — Rusty (saddled) |
75.69 |
75.69 |
December 2, 2020 |
| 235. |
#3810402 |
I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies... |
306 |
2 |
0.989 |
165.91 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
143.31 |
143.31 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 236. |
#3810918 |
I took a course in art last winter. I learnt the difference ... |
313 |
1 |
0.989 |
136.53 — police (styrofoam) |
136.53 |
136.53 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 237. |
#3810057 |
The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and... |
236 |
3 |
0.988 |
143.71 — beat me if u can ; (bblaise) |
111.67 |
111.67 |
April 3, 2017 |
| 238. |
#3810621 |
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attentio... |
190 |
1 |
0.987 |
86.60 — Ranit (colemakgang) |
86.60 |
86.60 |
November 26, 2020 |
| 239. |
#3811395 |
Morality, it could be argued, represents the way that people... |
145 |
1 |
0.986 |
64.95 — RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... |
64.95 |
64.95 |
March 20, 2021 |
| 240. |
#3810612 |
I read this thing the other day about how when you hear that... |
225 |
1 |
0.986 |
107.81 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
107.81 |
107.81 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 241. |
#3810290 |
You know, I always noticed that the day after we have Salisb... |
258 |
1 |
0.986 |
167.13 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
167.13 |
167.13 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 242. |
#3811290 |
Good evening from New York City. I'm Dan Rydell alongside Ca... |
261 |
1 |
0.986 |
82.96 — Mohibur (shuvo94) |
82.96 |
82.96 |
May 25, 2021 |
| 243. |
#3810300 |
Isn't it kind of weird? It's like, there's a guy in a gorill... |
227 |
1 |
0.985 |
170.07 — Kathy (florentine) |
170.07 |
170.07 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 244. |
#3810023 |
We don't understand what really causes events to happen. His... |
307 |
2 |
0.985 |
149.84 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
145.16 |
145.16 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 245. |
#3810132 |
I wish I was like you, easily amused. Find my nest of salt. ... |
287 |
1 |
0.985 |
166.93 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
166.93 |
166.93 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 246. |
#3810436 |
In fact, if you put oy and poodle together in the same sente... |
243 |
1 |
0.984 |
67.05 — idk man (ithatme) |
67.05 |
67.05 |
June 14, 2022 |
| 247. |
#3810659 |
It's a praying mantis. Do you know how they mate? The male w... |
226 |
2 |
0.984 |
122.37 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
114.77 |
114.77 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 248. |
#3810558 |
By the time I was ten, playing baseball got to be like eatin... |
224 |
1 |
0.984 |
166.88 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
166.88 |
166.88 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 249. |
#3810115 |
Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac... |
245 |
5 |
0.984 |
176.07 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
140.68 |
140.68 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 250. |
#3810112 |
We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde. Comes on at five. Sh... |
330 |
3 |
0.984 |
183.71 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
137.56 |
137.56 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 251. |
#3810221 |
Hey! Black people are just like us. They're every bit as goo... |
210 |
9 |
0.983 |
187.21 — Kathy (florentine) |
143.80 |
143.80 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 252. |
#3811315 |
All right, listen closely. I was at the unemployment office ... |
240 |
1 |
0.983 |
107.53 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
107.53 |
107.53 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 253. |
#3810149 |
They call me the king of the spreadsheets, got 'em printed o... |
261 |
1 |
0.983 |
166.67 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
166.67 |
166.67 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 254. |
#3810260 |
It's zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the f... |
244 |
2 |
0.983 |
187.21 — Kathy (florentine) |
148.86 |
148.86 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 255. |
#3810336 |
Look, you can't stop the years from passing by. There comes ... |
351 |
2 |
0.982 |
165.01 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
127.74 |
127.74 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 256. |
#3810187 |
Well we're living here in Allentown and they're closing all ... |
315 |
4 |
0.982 |
171.76 — Kathy (florentine) |
132.01 |
132.01 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 257. |
#3810090 |
You've gotta be cool on Wall Street when your index is low. ... |
235 |
4 |
0.981 |
146.03 — Kathy (florentine) |
124.53 |
124.53 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 258. |
#3810082 |
You ever get that urge, Frank? It begins with looking down f... |
237 |
2 |
0.980 |
149.83 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
110.47 |
110.47 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 259. |
#3811022 |
Oh, actually all champagne is French; it's named after the r... |
272 |
1 |
0.979 |
103.98 — Arnold (arnoldchewbacca) |
103.98 |
103.98 |
September 22, 2021 |
| 260. |
#3810486 |
We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversi... |
213 |
1 |
0.979 |
105.22 — Jeronimo (_slowmotion_) |
105.22 |
105.22 |
April 17, 2017 |
| 261. |
#3810203 |
Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les isn't there. Thanks for th... |
209 |
1 |
0.978 |
165.82 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
165.82 |
165.82 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 262. |
#3810020 |
Other kids' games are all such a bore! They've got to have r... |
252 |
6 |
0.977 |
164.63 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
139.80 |
139.80 |
April 10, 2017 |
| 263. |
#3810651 |
Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to... |
261 |
1 |
0.977 |
106.80 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
106.80 |
106.80 |
May 21, 2022 |
| 264. |
#3810373 |
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a s... |
275 |
1 |
0.976 |
165.54 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
165.54 |
165.54 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 265. |
#3810783 |
Now there are all kinds of ideas that would be fun to believ... |
309 |
1 |
0.976 |
165.47 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
165.47 |
165.47 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 266. |
#3810836 |
I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. Bu... |
224 |
1 |
0.975 |
144.43 — ANDREA (andreaak00) |
144.43 |
144.43 |
May 5, 2017 |
| 267. |
#3811224 |
I carry a log - yes. Is it funny to you? It is not to me. Be... |
304 |
1 |
0.975 |
106.64 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
106.64 |
106.64 |
May 31, 2022 |
| 268. |
#3810839 |
Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole t... |
317 |
1 |
0.975 |
84.84 — Userzin (userzin) |
84.84 |
84.84 |
September 28, 2021 |
| 269. |
#3811036 |
You watched the Gulf War. What did you see day after day? Th... |
248 |
2 |
0.975 |
163.52 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
119.59 |
119.59 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 270. |
#3811185 |
Life here is so elemental. So real. Without the interference... |
323 |
2 |
0.974 |
107.02 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
86.53 |
86.53 |
June 14, 2022 |
| 271. |
#3810075 |
The rooster stared back at me, his power and confidence almo... |
213 |
1 |
0.973 |
165.00 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
165.00 |
165.00 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 272. |
#3811008 |
I want this mark all the way back to Earth with time to spar... |
178 |
1 |
0.971 |
80.12 — Logan (loganbog333) |
80.12 |
80.12 |
February 12, 2024 |
| 273. |
#3810279 |
It's amazing the things you notice, like the corner of his c... |
229 |
1 |
0.971 |
164.66 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
164.66 |
164.66 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 274. |
#3810062 |
How gullible are you? Is your gullibility located in some "g... |
308 |
3 |
0.971 |
178.22 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
146.67 |
146.67 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 275. |
#3810969 |
You've gotta choose people who aren't much more motivated th... |
184 |
1 |
0.969 |
113.97 — Scribe (shinobiscribe) |
113.97 |
113.97 |
March 18, 2022 |
| 276. |
#3810624 |
He's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my li... |
228 |
1 |
0.968 |
133.67 — police (styrofoam) |
133.67 |
133.67 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 277. |
#3810375 |
I have already told you, I have no further stocks of Veritas... |
303 |
2 |
0.966 |
158.06 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
110.77 |
110.77 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 278. |
#3810284 |
I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've ... |
273 |
2 |
0.966 |
121.32 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
113.17 |
113.17 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 279. |
#3810491 |
Oh, and one more thing; I've stolen a nuclear weapon. And if... |
259 |
1 |
0.965 |
80.76 — Gab (fishinakart) |
80.76 |
80.76 |
October 12, 2020 |
| 280. |
#3810086 |
Like frozen sentries of the Serengeti, the century-old termi... |
202 |
1 |
0.964 |
163.43 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
163.43 |
163.43 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 281. |
#3810429 |
And I don't want the world to see me 'cause I don't think th... |
153 |
1 |
0.964 |
109.10 — Stephen (installed) |
109.10 |
109.10 |
April 28, 2017 |
| 282. |
#3810623 |
I've always felt there's something inherently psychopathic a... |
274 |
1 |
0.964 |
88.14 — (joaquim091vasco) |
88.14 |
88.14 |
December 30, 2021 |
| 283. |
#3810019 |
When I grow up, I'm not going to read the newspaper and I'm ... |
310 |
1 |
0.963 |
163.22 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
163.22 |
163.22 |
April 14, 2017 |
| 284. |
#3810183 |
If we burn our wings flying too close to the sun; if the mom... |
200 |
2 |
0.961 |
147.56 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
141.01 |
141.01 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 285. |
#3810016 |
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated p... |
241 |
4 |
0.959 |
169.00 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
126.05 |
126.05 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 286. |
#3810043 |
He didn't reject the idea so much as not react to it and wat... |
251 |
7 |
0.959 |
166.78 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
130.46 |
130.46 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 287. |
#3810872 |
In this building, it's either kill or be killed. You make no... |
260 |
1 |
0.959 |
143.03 — dva main (thedragonemperor) |
143.03 |
143.03 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 288. |
#3810956 |
There's a world of difference between being called crow-head... |
205 |
1 |
0.958 |
92.88 — Bill (trainingb4tests) |
92.88 |
92.88 |
August 6, 2021 |
| 289. |
#3810369 |
Arthur Jay Klinghoffer, a professor of political science at ... |
293 |
1 |
0.958 |
162.33 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
162.33 |
162.33 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 290. |
#3810150 |
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own ... |
292 |
1 |
0.958 |
162.33 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
162.33 |
162.33 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 291. |
#3810027 |
Let's say life is this square of the sidewalk. We're born at... |
433 |
4 |
0.956 |
169.39 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
134.33 |
134.33 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 292. |
#3810170 |
Subdivisions in the high school halls. In the shopping malls... |
292 |
3 |
0.955 |
169.31 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
147.32 |
147.32 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 293. |
#3810236 |
You think I think that an artist's job is to speak the truth... |
225 |
1 |
0.955 |
131.78 — police (styrofoam) |
131.78 |
131.78 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 294. |
#3810321 |
Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Songs that made the hit pa... |
349 |
1 |
0.954 |
161.76 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
161.76 |
161.76 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 295. |
#3810691 |
This is our monthly "At Ease" weekend. It gives us a chance ... |
304 |
2 |
0.953 |
103.78 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
93.54 |
93.54 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 296. |
#3810077 |
In 12th-century Pisa, Italy, the construction firm of Morrel... |
219 |
3 |
0.951 |
164.55 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
134.50 |
134.50 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 297. |
#3810008 |
As you can see, I've memorized this utterly useless fact lon... |
217 |
5 |
0.950 |
170.24 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
132.54 |
132.54 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 298. |
#3810452 |
You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of ... |
279 |
1 |
0.950 |
103.87 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
103.87 |
103.87 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 299. |
#3810257 |
So the speech was disturbing, the food was inedible, and the... |
282 |
1 |
0.950 |
161.02 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
161.02 |
161.02 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 300. |
#3810192 |
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again. Moon s... |
406 |
1 |
0.950 |
161.00 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
161.00 |
161.00 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 301. |
#3810071 |
In the early days of computer chess people used to estimate ... |
441 |
3 |
0.948 |
161.50 — Kathy (florentine) |
137.80 |
137.80 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 302. |
#3811108 |
Look at what they've done to you. I'm so sorry. You must be ... |
222 |
1 |
0.948 |
70.90 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
70.90 |
70.90 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 303. |
#3811238 |
But I've never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the l... |
147 |
1 |
0.948 |
76.21 — playing typeracer dot com (... |
76.21 |
76.21 |
January 23, 2021 |
| 304. |
#3811154 |
My name is Marshall Teller. Not long ago, I was living in Ne... |
617 |
1 |
0.948 |
103.66 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
103.66 |
103.66 |
June 2, 2022 |
| 305. |
#3810036 |
I'll say God seems to have a kind of laid-back management st... |
224 |
4 |
0.947 |
180.84 — Kathy (florentine) |
142.56 |
142.56 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 306. |
#3810186 |
Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat. At night he becomes a ... |
302 |
5 |
0.947 |
176.52 — Kathy (florentine) |
134.43 |
134.43 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 307. |
#3810755 |
On the twenty-third day of the month of September, in an ear... |
302 |
1 |
0.946 |
103.40 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
103.40 |
103.40 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 308. |
#3810307 |
Welcome! You have passed through the first three thresholds ... |
317 |
1 |
0.945 |
120.77 — beat me if u can ; (bblaise) |
120.77 |
120.77 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 309. |
#3811121 |
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend h... |
202 |
1 |
0.945 |
103.35 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
103.35 |
103.35 |
May 27, 2022 |
| 310. |
#3810227 |
And the government is something like 3 trillion dollars in d... |
433 |
4 |
0.945 |
176.45 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
141.80 |
141.80 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 311. |
#3811447 |
Unjust laws exist: shall we be content to obey them, or shal... |
482 |
1 |
0.944 |
116.82 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
116.82 |
116.82 |
June 8, 2022 |
| 312. |
#3810083 |
Sorry, your highness, but you're not really the dictator of ... |
368 |
3 |
0.943 |
176.87 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
125.84 |
125.84 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 313. |
#3810676 |
Out in California they're gonna have some warm weather tomor... |
203 |
1 |
0.942 |
130.09 — police (styrofoam) |
130.09 |
130.09 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 314. |
#3810053 |
I felt despair. The word's overused and banalified now, desp... |
281 |
1 |
0.942 |
162.35 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
162.35 |
162.35 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 315. |
#3811156 |
You wouldn't believe how easy it is to lose stuff here. I me... |
349 |
1 |
0.941 |
119.04 — 💀💀💀 (gospell) |
119.04 |
119.04 |
April 4, 2023 |
| 316. |
#3810116 |
I can see you. Your brown skin shining in the sun. You got t... |
202 |
1 |
0.941 |
159.58 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
159.58 |
159.58 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 317. |
#3810527 |
Brother, you really are somethin'. You sit here, vote guilty... |
340 |
1 |
0.941 |
85.51 — BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) |
85.51 |
85.51 |
July 6, 2023 |
| 318. |
#3810834 |
Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for li... |
119 |
1 |
0.941 |
77.46 — jack (suckyourmum2021) |
77.46 |
77.46 |
June 8, 2022 |
| 319. |
#3811049 |
You know I'm terminally awkward and I have a face like a lit... |
267 |
1 |
0.939 |
62.00 — horyzen1 nq (lucknumber8) |
62.00 |
62.00 |
May 25, 2021 |
| 320. |
#3810033 |
Hal, who's empty but not dumb, theorizes privately that what... |
521 |
4 |
0.938 |
153.86 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
129.38 |
129.38 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 321. |
#3810343 |
Twelfth Precinct, Sergeant Yemana. Yes, sir. A stolen car? W... |
267 |
1 |
0.937 |
158.83 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
158.83 |
158.83 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 322. |
#3810389 |
You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think t... |
223 |
1 |
0.936 |
99.43 — Arnold (arnoldchewbacca) |
99.43 |
99.43 |
November 5, 2021 |
| 323. |
#3811196 |
Sicily, 1912. Picture this. Two young girls, best friends, w... |
591 |
1 |
0.935 |
102.22 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
102.22 |
102.22 |
May 27, 2022 |
| 324. |
#3810139 |
The work force is disgusted, downs tools, and walks. Innocen... |
388 |
1 |
0.934 |
158.32 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
158.32 |
158.32 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 325. |
#3810078 |
Raised the ol' girl from a cub, I did. ... 'Course we had to... |
205 |
2 |
0.931 |
161.41 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
125.58 |
125.58 |
April 3, 2017 |
| 326. |
#3811210 |
I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be h... |
471 |
1 |
0.931 |
101.76 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
101.76 |
101.76 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 327. |
#3811175 |
There's a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we... |
494 |
1 |
0.928 |
114.86 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
114.86 |
114.86 |
June 8, 2022 |
| 328. |
#3811265 |
Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner,... |
93 |
1 |
0.926 |
90.06 — (zak389) |
90.06 |
90.06 |
September 4, 2023 |
| 329. |
#3810454 |
I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, the... |
268 |
1 |
0.926 |
80.52 — Userzin (userzin) |
80.52 |
80.52 |
November 11, 2021 |
| 330. |
#3810942 |
Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get ... |
200 |
2 |
0.925 |
101.12 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
97.20 |
97.20 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 331. |
#3810737 |
Every time I think of exercise, I have to lie right down unt... |
85 |
1 |
0.924 |
59.19 — Jellycode (jellycode) |
59.19 |
59.19 |
August 17, 2017 |
| 332. |
#3810007 |
Paul Gauguin asked, "Whence do we come? What are we? Where a... |
241 |
4 |
0.923 |
157.89 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
122.12 |
122.12 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 333. |
#3810285 |
What if all of this is a dream, and it isn't even our dream,... |
255 |
1 |
0.923 |
144.63 — (dso093) |
144.63 |
144.63 |
March 3, 2025 |
| 334. |
#3811440 |
We are the bright new stars born of a screaming black hole, ... |
299 |
1 |
0.922 |
63.93 — djackallstar (djackallstar) |
63.93 |
63.93 |
August 1, 2021 |
| 335. |
#3810869 |
We took a perfectly useless psychopath like Valentine, and t... |
207 |
2 |
0.922 |
67.91 — playing typeracer dot com (... |
61.32 |
61.32 |
January 23, 2021 |
| 336. |
#3810682 |
We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries... |
297 |
1 |
0.920 |
100.62 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
100.62 |
100.62 |
June 17, 2022 |
| 337. |
#3810122 |
Hello, hello, hello. With the lights out, it's less dangerou... |
205 |
4 |
0.919 |
154.31 — Kathy (florentine) |
130.31 |
130.31 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 338. |
#3810921 |
Pooka. From old Celtic mythology, a fairy spirit in animal f... |
254 |
1 |
0.918 |
100.40 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
100.40 |
100.40 |
May 21, 2022 |
| 339. |
#3810306 |
So then Mabel said to me "well, why'd you wear those earring... |
398 |
1 |
0.918 |
155.61 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
155.61 |
155.61 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 340. |
#3810412 |
'Precious, precious, precious!' Gollum cried. 'My Precious! ... |
305 |
1 |
0.917 |
155.39 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
155.39 |
155.39 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 341. |
#3810793 |
You're so deceitful you can't ask for water when you're thir... |
111 |
1 |
0.916 |
60.73 — No (bambusnippel) |
60.73 |
60.73 |
August 20, 2017 |
| 342. |
#3810190 |
Oh, what's the matter with the crowd I'm seeing? "Don't you ... |
270 |
3 |
0.915 |
175.67 — Kathy (florentine) |
152.77 |
152.77 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 343. |
#3810458 |
Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle witho... |
103 |
1 |
0.915 |
56.06 — Thomas (tecky_data_1) |
56.06 |
56.06 |
March 24, 2023 |
| 344. |
#3810299 |
This is a little ridiculous. Okay, so he kills a deer, he ta... |
201 |
1 |
0.914 |
65.57 — DustySheep (smowbog) |
65.57 |
65.57 |
September 11, 2021 |
| 345. |
#3810879 |
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! ... |
208 |
1 |
0.913 |
96.13 — Christian (cslarsen) |
96.13 |
96.13 |
May 16, 2017 |
| 346. |
#3810180 |
One likes to believe in the freedom of music but glittering ... |
295 |
3 |
0.913 |
138.06 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
127.40 |
127.40 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 347. |
#3810750 |
What is finished is the idea that this great country is dedi... |
334 |
1 |
0.911 |
79.29 — Userzin (userzin) |
79.29 |
79.29 |
November 11, 2021 |
| 348. |
#3810047 |
How can an Image-Fiction writer hope to make people more cri... |
252 |
4 |
0.911 |
156.09 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
124.44 |
124.44 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 349. |
#3810051 |
Real rebels, as far as I can see, risk disapproval. The old ... |
596 |
4 |
0.910 |
162.54 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
137.37 |
137.37 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 350. |
#3811389 |
You think you find a way to deal with these things. In med s... |
295 |
1 |
0.904 |
59.68 — horyzen1 nq (lucknumber8) |
59.68 |
59.68 |
May 7, 2021 |
| 351. |
#3810473 |
Manuel... my wife informs me that you're... depressed. Let m... |
275 |
1 |
0.903 |
82.41 — Mahler9 (jeremy0d) |
82.41 |
82.41 |
May 12, 2017 |
| 352. |
#3810523 |
Let me ask you this: Do you really think the boy'd shout out... |
170 |
1 |
0.902 |
134.57 — dva main (thedragonemperor) |
134.57 |
134.57 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 353. |
#3810096 |
Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese. Death i... |
219 |
1 |
0.898 |
154.98 — Kathy (florentine) |
154.98 |
154.98 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 354. |
#3810854 |
Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't m... |
243 |
1 |
0.897 |
82.06 — (joaquim091vasco) |
82.06 |
82.06 |
December 23, 2021 |
| 355. |
#3811076 |
Some people thought we were at war with the Germans - incorr... |
396 |
1 |
0.897 |
98.10 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
98.10 |
98.10 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 356. |
#3810002 |
Susie, if you want to see your doll again, leave $100 in thi... |
177 |
1 |
0.896 |
81.83 — Mahler9 (jeremy0d) |
81.83 |
81.83 |
April 14, 2017 |
| 357. |
#3810542 |
In Carl Jung's opinion, we all have a sixth sense - intuitio... |
243 |
1 |
0.896 |
98.01 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
98.01 |
98.01 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 358. |
#3810533 |
What's the matter with you guys? You all know he's guilty! H... |
121 |
1 |
0.896 |
78.66 — Ranit (colemakgang) |
78.66 |
78.66 |
November 26, 2020 |
| 359. |
#3810000 |
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exis... |
132 |
1 |
0.895 |
154.25 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
154.25 |
154.25 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 360. |
#3810095 |
I'm dancing on the White House lawn; sipping tea by the Taj ... |
282 |
1 |
0.895 |
151.74 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
151.74 |
151.74 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 361. |
#3810067 |
Somewhere, if you try to look it up, you can probably find a... |
264 |
2 |
0.892 |
157.32 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
152.44 |
152.44 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 362. |
#3810277 |
So I tried to be invisible. It's surprisingly possible. You ... |
212 |
1 |
0.891 |
151.10 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
151.10 |
151.10 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 363. |
#3810208 |
I already belong to a union. It's a quasi-religious group ca... |
280 |
2 |
0.891 |
147.94 — Kathy (florentine) |
132.01 |
132.01 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 364. |
#3810993 |
Check it out, I already made up a theme song. When a crime b... |
239 |
1 |
0.889 |
97.26 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
97.26 |
97.26 |
June 12, 2023 |
| 365. |
#3810031 |
How I love to watch the morn, with golden sun that shines. U... |
247 |
2 |
0.889 |
164.19 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
122.77 |
122.77 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 366. |
#3810255 |
While on the set of Wrench, Tobias had snuck into the costum... |
264 |
2 |
0.889 |
156.57 — Kathy (florentine) |
133.85 |
133.85 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 367. |
#3810960 |
I know. I'm trying to save him by avoiding him so I could be... |
233 |
1 |
0.888 |
77.27 — Userzin (userzin) |
77.27 |
77.27 |
September 22, 2021 |
| 368. |
#3810358 |
It's very frustrating to me that we have not yet managed to ... |
296 |
1 |
0.885 |
105.21 — 1954 (1954typist) |
105.21 |
105.21 |
January 9, 2022 |
| 369. |
#3810495 |
Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encoun... |
287 |
1 |
0.882 |
80.64 — (joaquim091vasco) |
80.64 |
80.64 |
December 30, 2021 |
| 370. |
#3810231 |
This guy's walkin' down a street when he falls in a hole. Th... |
665 |
1 |
0.882 |
149.46 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
149.46 |
149.46 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 371. |
#3810719 |
Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that ... |
220 |
1 |
0.880 |
131.28 — dva main (thedragonemperor) |
131.28 |
131.28 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 372. |
#3811272 |
When you're a little kid you're a bit of everything; Scienti... |
160 |
1 |
0.877 |
47.48 — Ooo Ooo (pqosmorf) |
47.48 |
47.48 |
August 11, 2017 |
| 373. |
#3810943 |
Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never! What we've... |
254 |
1 |
0.876 |
80.00 — Mahler9 (jeremy0d) |
80.00 |
80.00 |
May 23, 2017 |
| 374. |
#3811033 |
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! Aft... |
257 |
2 |
0.875 |
95.69 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
92.14 |
92.14 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 375. |
#3810877 |
Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knig... |
300 |
2 |
0.874 |
96.38 — Kobe (blueswitch1) |
89.08 |
89.08 |
August 20, 2024 |
| 376. |
#3810598 |
Well, Mr. Gardner, I must admit that is one of the most refr... |
210 |
2 |
0.871 |
98.69 — N (natejam) |
96.98 |
96.98 |
March 3, 2021 |
| 377. |
#3810396 |
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the... |
370 |
1 |
0.871 |
110.12 — 💀💀💀 (gospell) |
110.12 |
110.12 |
April 4, 2023 |
| 378. |
#3810214 |
London! Madrid! Bangkok! Moscow! Cincinnati! From the four c... |
291 |
1 |
0.870 |
76.54 — Adam (adamsyaq) |
76.54 |
76.54 |
August 23, 2021 |
| 379. |
#3810005 |
Miss Wormwood, I protest this "C" grade! That's saying I onl... |
346 |
6 |
0.868 |
136.43 — Kathy (florentine) |
111.67 |
111.67 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 380. |
#3810248 |
We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle series L1011. It came off t... |
220 |
4 |
0.866 |
150.76 — Kathy (florentine) |
115.69 |
115.69 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 381. |
#3810219 |
You're just a whiny little basket case who's milking this de... |
276 |
1 |
0.861 |
145.99 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
145.99 |
145.99 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 382. |
#3810740 |
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows thi... |
605 |
1 |
0.856 |
72.52 — BEing VinCI (ppubalo) |
72.52 |
72.52 |
April 27, 2017 |
| 383. |
#3810048 |
I'm starting to see just why turn-of-the-century Americans' ... |
234 |
5 |
0.849 |
166.54 — Kathy (florentine) |
139.27 |
139.27 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 384. |
#3810168 |
I never conquered, rarely came. 16 just held such better day... |
263 |
1 |
0.849 |
55.89 — RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... |
55.89 |
55.89 |
March 20, 2021 |
| 385. |
#3810857 |
Why, if I had a brain I could... I could while away the hour... |
207 |
1 |
0.848 |
105.01 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
105.01 |
105.01 |
June 8, 2022 |
| 386. |
#3810156 |
First in my class here at MIT. Got skills, I'm a champion of... |
298 |
2 |
0.846 |
142.56 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
124.01 |
124.01 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 387. |
#3810812 |
Good news, kiddies! Time for another exclusive WBBY "Waterga... |
434 |
1 |
0.845 |
71.55 — BEing VinCI (ppubalo) |
71.55 |
71.55 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 388. |
#3811011 |
Monkeys? Think a monkey knows he's sitting on top of a rocke... |
277 |
1 |
0.841 |
91.96 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
91.96 |
91.96 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 389. |
#3810205 |
If Edward R. Murrow, my idol, were here, he'd say, "That's c... |
279 |
1 |
0.835 |
141.56 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
141.56 |
141.56 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 390. |
#3810028 |
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, Oh, gossamer ... |
183 |
2 |
0.832 |
90.94 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
90.57 |
90.57 |
June 16, 2022 |
| 391. |
#3810630 |
Clear the lines of lint in your head one at a time and the k... |
157 |
2 |
0.829 |
109.53 — ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... |
79.40 |
79.40 |
July 12, 2019 |
| 392. |
#3810200 |
Culture was the seed of proliferation but it's gotten melded... |
299 |
1 |
0.822 |
139.43 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
139.43 |
139.43 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 393. |
#3810853 |
You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You a... |
185 |
1 |
0.821 |
55.94 — idk man (ithatme) |
55.94 |
55.94 |
June 14, 2022 |
| 394. |
#3810191 |
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac. Sputnik, Zho... |
359 |
1 |
0.818 |
138.60 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
138.60 |
138.60 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 395. |
#3810160 |
It's a fact. I'm a quack. The disgrace of the AMA. 'Cause my... |
117 |
1 |
0.815 |
62.24 — Rusty (saddled) |
62.24 |
62.24 |
December 2, 2020 |
| 396. |
#3811435 |
Sally and I did not know what to say. Should we tell her the... |
199 |
1 |
0.813 |
88.89 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
88.89 |
88.89 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 397. |
#3810340 |
My old man never took us on a vacation. He didn't believe in... |
211 |
3 |
0.812 |
113.16 — c4c (firewolfrain) |
90.49 |
90.49 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 398. |
#3810152 |
Cosby Show and Roseanne, think I've taken 'bout as much as I... |
337 |
4 |
0.808 |
139.90 — Kathy (florentine) |
114.83 |
114.83 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 399. |
#3810009 |
Attention! All rise! This meeting of G.R.O.S.S. is now calle... |
528 |
3 |
0.803 |
83.71 — wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) |
79.46 |
79.46 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 400. |
#3810520 |
The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide... |
254 |
1 |
0.779 |
62.63 — playing typeracer dot com (... |
62.63 |
62.63 |
March 30, 2021 |
| 401. |
#3810026 |
My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise... |
106 |
1 |
0.772 |
70.19 — BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) |
70.19 |
70.19 |
July 6, 2023 |
| 402. |
#3811087 |
Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s mo... |
499 |
1 |
0.771 |
70.52 — (joaquim091vasco) |
70.52 |
70.52 |
December 30, 2021 |
| 403. |
#3810761 |
I mean, he's got a corporate secrecy agreement - give me a b... |
322 |
1 |
0.761 |
83.25 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
83.25 |
83.25 |
May 21, 2022 |
| 404. |
#3810451 |
Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Sa... |
169 |
1 |
0.737 |
55.10 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
55.10 |
55.10 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 405. |
#3810672 |
There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as lon... |
183 |
1 |
0.000 |
56.35 — hobbit (hobbitus) |
56.35 |
56.35 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 406. |
#3811136 |
Another time when I was running along somebody had lost all ... |
307 |
1 |
0.000 |
54.10 — hobbit (hobbitus) |
54.10 |
54.10 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 407. |
#3811363 |
Do you know why you're not afraid to die, Spock? You're more... |
277 |
1 |
0.000 |
46.39 — hobbit (hobbitus) |
46.39 |
46.39 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 408. |
#3810126 |
Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be. As a frie... |
200 |
1 |
0.000 |
45.98 — hobbit (hobbitus) |
45.98 |
45.98 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 409. |
#3810349 |
You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You'... |
94 |
1 |
0.000 |
51.92 — hobbit (hobbitus) |
51.92 |
51.92 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 410. |
#3811065 |
Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated, "Youth ages, im... |
160 |
1 |
0.000 |
94.19 — locked in (g1_petroleum) |
94.19 |
94.19 |
February 26, 2021 |
| 411. |
#3811451 |
I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of the time... |
221 |
1 |
0.000 |
93.39 — Frank (frnklin) |
93.39 |
93.39 |
December 1, 2020 |
| 412. |
#3811207 |
To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then... |
163 |
1 |
0.000 |
116.23 — Marnexeultra (marnexe) |
116.23 |
116.23 |
December 12, 2020 |
| 413. |
#3810984 |
The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: f... |
155 |
1 |
0.000 |
128.09 — tlbi (tla109) |
128.09 |
128.09 |
March 22, 2021 |
| 414. |
#3810273 |
My parents keep asking how school was. It's like saying, "Ho... |
148 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |